roan eugene

Literally the best guy ever! KNows how to make you feel better, and can always make you laugh. Even though he is a bit on the sarcastic side, he makes an amazing boyfriend, brother and son. Extremly smart, and fantastic and witty and amazing and also has a big....brain. Easy to love, and you'll never forget him.

Person A: OMG she is so lucky!!
Person B: Why?!?
Person A: She is dating Roan Eugene!!!
Person B:.....LUCKY!!!

by rara4612 October 21, 2012

Eugene

The most beautiful girl you will ever meet. She is so beautiful that you will temporarily go blind and then go into a coma for 3 business days. She has the coolest jewelry and super gorgeous eyes. AND THE MOST PERFECT BANGS EVER LIKE WHAT?!! She will always be there for you and will find your address and hunt you down if she needs to- don’t get on her bad side.

Child: I think there’s a monster in my closet!
Parents: don’t worry, it’s just Eugene

by MintIceCream?!!!! November 7, 2023

Eugene

Eugene is an alpha male
He will do anything to assert dominance
Eugene is a gay ahh
He likes stalking kids especially when they're alone

You're such a eugene
Suck on a eugene

by I have alcohol addiction September 5, 2022

Eugene

A gorilla who wasn't so mean

The gorilla in the Zoo must be a Eugene.

by BOMBER DICTIONARY June 21, 2022

Eugene

Eugene is a fart knocker from Phillipsburg, who was born from a turd with corn in it, floating down the Delaware River. He is sexy, smart, an amazing DJ and wears overalls to church. You piss him off, he will shit in your mouth and smack yo ass with a vacuum. He doesn’t put up with shit, especially yours, you old fucking kook. He’s loud, unmannered and fucking hotter than your mom. Hold the beef, he’s vegan.

You’re such a Eugene.

by Bitcheugene November 23, 2021

Eugene

Has a sense of humour most people don't. Is usually caring and protective towards people he cares for. Treasure friendships alot. Drawn to tattoos. Talkative and approachable. Usually capable in what they're doing, and well loved by others. Can be stubborn at times. Generous with people he cares for.

Let's all be a Eugene

by C.R.K.LKL November 21, 2021

Eugene

The definition of Eugene is a name of a Disney character from beauty and the beast. Being called Eugene is a complement. It means you beat women and make a whole from there ass to there vagina and put there hair through there ass and out the vagina then pull repeatedly till they turn into a ball and break there spine.

In stead of Eugene Joshua can be used in women beating scenarios

I am Eugene or I will Eugene you

by Eugene the one November 7, 2022