Tip Ejaculation

Ejactulating into another mans rectum, or anywhere onto another man, is gay, even if it's only the tip that has been inserted. It's gay, 100%, no questions asked.

Tip ejaculation

Billy and I are running, naked. Billy trips in front of me, and I fall on him. The tip of Billy's penis inserts into my rectum. Billy ejactulates all over me and my rectum. BILLY IS HOMOSEXUAL!

Tip ejaculation

by Chode Fend October 9, 2007

Ejawculation

i-jawrk-yuh-ley-shuhn

When something is so delicious that you dribble, or 'ejawculate'.

Example 1:
Guy: 'Dude, that is a lot of ejawculation.'
Dude: 'This lasagna just tastes so damn good.'

Guy: Aww man that burger was so delicious i ejawculated all down my shirt.

Girl: 'Did you ejawculate already?'
Guy: 'I'm sorry, this has never happened to me before.'

by MorbidPig February 16, 2010

evaculation

When a male orgasms so intensely he inadvertantly defecates on his partner

Only Three seconds AND he shit on my leg; God I hate premature evaculation.

by The Marquis J September 18, 2017

Ejaculation Comfort

In a postion so comfortable that movment is near impossible and to any more comfort added to your postion would cause extreme uncontrolable ejaculation and thus requiring a smoke.

dude can get the remote for us i would but im in a state of ejaculation comfort

by Master mind grapes March 16, 2009

Premature Evaluation

When a man does something hastily and quick because he is horny.

Damn she's hot, but I wish I would of known about Tammy Sue's step-brother Earl before I married her. Will they ever find a cure for premature evaluation?

by Mishpuka August 8, 2010

bird ejaculation

Stuff that comes out after a bird ejaculates, duh!

T:"Hey Jon, I think that pigeon is going to rape that dove." J:"Can birds rape each other?"
T:"Of course"
J:"It's like how they produce more birds... bird ejaculation."

by Makk October 25, 2005

evacuation

Shitting and puking simultaneously; a complete release of bodily waste; everybody out!

"I've been cleaning the bathroom all day from the evacuation those taquitos caused me last night"

by Matt Farmer October 3, 2007