evaculation

When a male orgasms so intensely he inadvertantly defecates on his partner

Only Three seconds AND he shit on my leg; God I hate premature evaculation.

by The Marquis J September 12, 2017

Evaculation

The act or process of going to an area when everyone is evacuating so you can loot the area.

We came out here to experience the weather. We heard about the evaculation going on but we came out here to experience the weather.

by BernardBeerman September 11, 2017

Evaculation

The use of a natural disaster to find horny girls.

I'm headed down to Miami cause I heard there's an evaculation going on.

by DaRealDBlock September 12, 2017

Evaculation

Sticking around in a Category 5 hurricane zone to pick up a few pairs of sweet sneaks.

We heard about all the evaculation going on, but we wanted to redistribute some sneaks from The Foot Locker.

by Joel1983 September 11, 2017

evaculate

verb: to expel semen that has been ejaculated into one's bodily orifice by another person, e.g. by defecating after anal sex, or by douching after vaginal sex.

etymology: hybridization of "evacuate" (as in, "evacuate one's bowels," i.e. to shit; "evacuate one's bladder," i.e. to piss) and "ejaculate," i.e. to cum, jizz, nut, etc.

After Bob nutted up her poop chute, Mary went to toilet to evaculate.

by fauxbourdon December 07, 2005

EVACULATION

Synonymous for evacuation for stupid people.

Also means to go Looting during hurricane Irma

Im a gonna fix to do some EVACULATION in this pawn shop right here in deepside

by Zookeeper1 September 11, 2017

Evaculation

(ee-Vak-u-lay-shun) n. To leave a place well after the designated time (late) to vacate.

"They told us the bar closed at 2am, but we didn't start our Evaculation until 3:30am player."

by League of Urban Translators September 12, 2017