facebook dump

When someone dumps their significant other by changing their facebook relationship status instead of actually saying anything.

I'm not sure if Lottie knows that I dumped her yet. I gave her a facebook dump, but I don't think she's been online today.

by asphalt July 25, 2008

Facebook Breakup

The embarrassing misinformation that goes out to all your friends when one of a couple edits their Facebook profile, and makes a change in relationship status that isn't echoed by their Facebook-listed lover. Suddenly 235 people learn that "Suzie and Sally ended their relationship" and the commiseration starts pouring in.

Honey, did you really leave your wife of ten years, or is that just a Facebook Breakup?

by Miselaineous October 9, 2008

facebook whore

A person who spends an inordinate amount of time on thefacebook.com, consistently adding people they don't know as friends, joining groups, stalking people, etc.

Ken: "Sweet dogg! Caroline added me as a friend on the facebook today! That's basically 100% guaranteed ass-tappage! Giggidy giggidy!"
Mike: "I doubt it, man, that girl has 539 'friends' on there. Total facebook whore. Look, she even added 'Tony Danza' as a friend. I bet Tony hit that, right?"
Ken: "But, but, I, um..."
Mike: "Here, take the latest copy of 'Tig ol' Bitties,' go in the bathroom, and amuse yourself for a while."
Ken: "OK." (does just that)

by Nick D March 7, 2005

Facebook Follow-up

The act of writing on someone's Facebook wall, poking them, or sending them a Bumper Sticker after seeing them or hanging out with them, often to make light of a joke or incident from the hang-out session. Usually pointless, but creates excitement in the form of a new notification.

Girl #1: Matt and I played frisbee together earlier today, and usually he writes on my wall after we hang out. I'm wondering what I did wrong.
Girl #2: What? No Facebook follow-up?
Mother: Kids these days and their inorganic methods of communication.

by RidicYule July 27, 2008

Facebook Wisdom

Facebook Wisdom (n.): Used to describe the dumbass shit people say on Facebook, Twitter, tumblr or other online social networks to make themselves seem clever, profound, or wise.

Jane likes 'Sweetie, If You're Going To Be Two Faced, At Least Make One Of Them Pretty =)' on ♥" "That's Facebook wisdom we could all live by, if it weren't so contrived.

by Frederich J. P. Freely August 23, 2010

Facebook

A social networking website where new parents go to show off photos of their new sex trophies. Rarely used as a form of direct communication. Over-saturated with lame applications that are impossible to block due to new ones being released every 30 seconds or so. Constantly nags users to add as many friends as possible, even though the recommended additions are usually complete strangers. Features chat system which rarely works. Retains 100% of users' information and photos even after the deletion of their account, mainly because it has been permanently archived on a server inside the CIA's headquarters for future analysis.

Hey look another picture of Jen's kid on Facebook. :yawn:

by DeskFlyer December 19, 2009

facebookable

Content is considered appropriate enough to be viewed by the general public of the facebook community i.e friends/significant others/family/coworkers without having to worry about explaining a sketchy situation

You know it was a good night when only 3 out of 152 pics are facebookable

by Mktkm27 December 25, 2007