Ewan

He doesn’t even know

Ewan: what’s the answer?
Everyone else: YOU DONT EVEN KNOW

by Bdndnrjr May 18, 2021

Ewan

ABSOLUTE egotistical and vainglorious piece of cod. In his clueless nature, he will never understand how to show affection and is completely indolent when it comes to trying in every aspect. This slow moving and good for nothing moron will neglect, mistreat and disrespect you on every level. He will gaslight and blame his inconstant and disloyal behaviour on everything but himself, so don't even think about confronting him about anything. Ewan will be thoroughly and unconditionally tiresome with his ambiguous language, constantly failing to see both sides of the story.
Oh, and he is most definitely afraid of spiders.
Word of advice: Never date this cheating capricorn.... you will regret it.

Me:"Gosh i feel as if i'm trying to draw blood out of a stone"
Friend: "Oh are you talking to Ewan?"
Me: "How did you guess?!!"

by ilovetoseeyousmile May 21, 2021

ewandowsk

Ewandowsk is somebody with anger issuse

Person 1: wow they have anger issues

Person 2: yeah there such a ewandowsk

by mha bae May 23, 2021

Ewan

A big L of a human, likes to avoid all constancy with any human and is shit scared of girls, but then says gay stuff so he must be gay

Talk to a girl you Ewan

by HKDABADMAN 420 October 27, 2021

ewan lindsay

ewan lindsay has curly noodles in his hair

he acts fruity with troy xxxxxx

who’s that with troy

oh it’s ewan lindsay

by kristinexxxx November 1, 2021

Ewan

Blue haired boy of wonder, owns a dozen guitars and some sexy spice mix may end up destroying you in pokemon and pokemon has a tendency to calling people names if he knows theyve hurt someone he loves.

Ewan: Fajitas!

by Deathbladerunner12 November 3, 2021

ewasted

When your brain is wasted over binging digital content.

I just binged all seasons of the office and watched every behind the scenes episode on youtube, i'm so ewasted.

by braga58ths September 2, 2021