Accidental Dragon

when a woman is giving a blow job and suddenly laughs , casuing the semen to burst through her nostrils.

oh man, just as we were getting there, she laughed and ended up giving me an accidental dragon

by brandy montezz July 6, 2009

tryptophan-dango

noun - A Thanksgiving turkey feast, usually resulting in a nap.

from tryptophan - an amino acid found in poultry believed to cause drowsiness

and

fandango, a Spanish dance.

We did the tryptophan-dango, then slipped into a stupor on the sofa.

by mdphoto November 19, 2009

Shanghai Dragon's Kiss

When you're banging your buddy in the butt, ejaculate, and pass out while remaining with your member still inside the anus. Then waking up, after your semen has dried up inside the anus. This results in a guaranteed sting (or kiss) as you rip your "helmet" away from the hardened semen.

-"Hey why are BOTH of you walking funny today?"
-"Shanghai Dragon's Kiss"
-"Do I even want to ask?"

by Uncle Kevin December 30, 2013

Thunder Dragon

When a vomiting person flaps their arms in a dragon-like fashion. They suddenly transform from some twat who can't handle their drink into a majestic dragon, gracefully spewing the contents of their stomach across the land

"I was so impressed that Dave had the presence of mind to do the thunder dragon on Friday, otherwise he would looked stupid!"

by Turkeyboi August 27, 2016

sperm dragon

A women who is giving oral sex and works up a sneeze at the same time the male is cumming causing her to blow jizz out her nose

Jessica is now a sperm dragon , she was out with brad and he told me she had cum coming out her nose and almost bit his balls off

by envyit September 5, 2018

Back on the dragon

When someone who kicked his/her World of Warcraft addiction goes back to it.

So Jeff? I heard you were back on the dragon?

by Johnson Blue June 3, 2010

Chunky snow dragon

When a woman snowballs you (I.e pretends to swallow your cum and spits it back into your mouth when she kisses you) and it backfires as you thereafter projectile into her open mouth. The resultant mixture is a combination of cum and vomit.

Claire: Ah I tried to snowball Anthony last night but it backfired and he gave me a chunky snow dragon!!!
Olivia: ah no ways, the same thing happened to me last night!!

by abbbabababababa October 8, 2018