Turtle Doved

When needing to use the bathroom quickly and a turd crests from your anus and threatens to arrive way to early to find a toilet. The turd essentially sits just outside your ass enough to threaten your underwear to be changed!

Sheila could tell a bad shit was coming. Quickly she turtle doved to the bathroom.

by Kriskiki April 7, 2023

dovedaling

Sex after bukkake in the Yorkshire dales

Sandra went dovedaling in Yorkshire yesterday

by Nuke Diewalker July 6, 2017

doves in a grass field

this is a metaphor for angels showing up for a funeral after one passes away the doves are meant to symbolize angels coming down to lift you to heaven and or afterlife

look theirs doves in a grass field getting ready to take them to the afterlife

by Robert G. Heath November 8, 2023

Flying Dove

When you interlock your thumbs so that your palms are facing near you. Then insert your thumbs into someone’s ass and start flapping your hands like a bird.

For their anniversary, Jon was gonna receive a Flying Dove from his wife.

by Gambet July 28, 2024

Dove Bar

The feces-coated penis of a Caucasian male.

After plowing Jennifer's ass for a good ten minutes, Jimmy offered her steaming-fresh Dove Bar.

by MTroadtripper September 14, 2011

Dove fucker

A dove fucker is defined as a person/individual who is known to constantly and consistently ruin good situations and or events to the point of them becoming bad instead

Oh look it's a dove in the sky this must surely mean that god is going to stop the floods... WAIT DON'T!..

BANG! (Jeff has shot down the dove)

oh Jeff YOU DOVE FUCKER!!!

by Pony Head March 25, 2024

Dove

To cheat on you boy/girlfriend

I always dove him but he still my boyfriend

by Luh paco January 1, 2021