rock and doris

very camp

its all gone a bit rock and doris¬

by divine June 11, 2003

vasectomy shooting darts

Vasectomy safe, no sperm is present in ejaculate

He felt much safer vasectomy shooting darts knowing he would not get her pregnant.

by ddare July 25, 2007

Dirts

A flexible word used to describe the attainment of female company or pleasure.

Can also be used as a slang term for a female companian or girlfriend.

Rusty, Get your dirts.

by Nilsy P March 18, 2011

Dontstickituptherobia

The fear of bending over or to be bent over.

"I can't pick it up as i suffer from Dontstickituptherobia"

by Squishmitten1973 June 5, 2009

dorksaur

It's a combination of a dinosaur and a dork. It is most respectfully explained as a friend who is such a dork that they are as cool as a dinosaur.

"Are you seriously using regular syrup on those roflwaffles?? You are such a dorksaur!"

by twiggy67 February 15, 2010

Doresidue

The fake cheese powder left on you hands after eating a bag of chips, Cheetohs or Doritos

Dude, I had a handful of tasy snacks and now there is Doresidue all over my fingers

by vinman711 March 9, 2010

Dirtstal

When a one night stand bails on you without putting out in the morning. She said she's late for work and has to go quickly, but not before dropping a dirty deauce in your bathroom.

Adam: Matt are you fucking kidding me!!
Matt: Uh!!
Adam: This chick took a nasty shit in my bathroom before she left, it smells soooo bad!!
Matt: Hahahahahaha.. Well did you get laid before that?
Adam: Hell No!! Its stinks so bad I can't cover it up with my own shit!!
Matt: She pulled a Dirtstal on you!

by Hogcaller November 11, 2010