Person 1: did you see the dodgers stole Albert Pujols
Person 2: Yeah, they have to steal every other teams good players to win games *eye rolls*
Person 2: Yeah, they have to steal every other teams good players to win games *eye rolls*
by Angels4life March 27, 2022

by Steveeatspizza December 27, 2016

(noun)
An individual who, when faced with scrutiny or suspicion, takes actions to appear innocent or virtuous solely to evade investigation or potential consequences, rather than out of genuine goodness or moral character.
-- This term is often used to describe someone who employs manipulative tactics or engages in superficial acts to deflect attention away from their questionable behavior or to deter further probing into their actions.
An individual who, when faced with scrutiny or suspicion, takes actions to appear innocent or virtuous solely to evade investigation or potential consequences, rather than out of genuine goodness or moral character.
-- This term is often used to describe someone who employs manipulative tactics or engages in superficial acts to deflect attention away from their questionable behavior or to deter further probing into their actions.
Person A: "Did you hear about Mark? He donated a large sum of money to charity after news of his financial misconduct broke out."
Person B: "Yeah, but I doubt he did it out of the goodness of his heart. He's just a skilled Skirt-Dodger trying to avoid getting caught and investigated further."
Person B: "Yeah, but I doubt he did it out of the goodness of his heart. He's just a skilled Skirt-Dodger trying to avoid getting caught and investigated further."
by ahundredovens July 25, 2023

Someone who in the workplace always makes sure they're last to the tea room during break time so they do not have to make the tea/coffee for everyone
by MightyMorphinFlowerArranger August 2, 2016

A Great Dane that has black and white spots. She's an absolute crackhead, barks a lot to the point of her owners' ears popping off, but at least she doesn't steal food, except for when she does.
People also tend to mistake her for a dalmatian.
People also tend to mistake her for a dalmatian.
by GThei July 28, 2022

A crafty person who commits minor crimes or behaves in a rather unscrupulous manner or one who deftly evades obstacles, pursuers, inconveniences, or other difficulties.
by JAMDELO July 23, 2022

by coolcat.co.uk September 23, 2023
