Abortion Dodger

A woman, who by virtue of sheer stupidity and laziness, produces offspring which she then publicly parades and neglects, thus annoying everyone. This species is particularly virulent on British trains after 9 o'clock.

Abortion Dodger scrounger annoying chav neglect

by Perfectibilist May 26, 2016

jammie dodger

1. The act of putting jam on your dick/ strap on and skull fcking the other person
2. A British biscuit with jam at the center

HEY DR FAGGOT!
What?

I JUST JAMMIE DODGER'D YOUR SLAVE
Why?
SHE PROVOKED ME! HER BOOBS WERE ON MY PYTHON AND SHE GOT BIT
uuuugghhhhhh...

by MYCOLOURFULCHICKENFINGEREDME June 11, 2016

Splodgy dodger

The word used when two brothers play soggy biscuit with a jammy dodger.

"Hey Dylan do you wanna play splodgy dodger with me?"

"Sure Owen I'd love to come play splodgy jodger with you!"

by Taymarsh1 October 11, 2016

Kettle Dodger

Someone who in the workplace always makes sure they're last to the tea room during break time so they do not have to make the tea/coffee for everyone

- Have you ever seen Graham make the tea?
- No mate, he's a classic kettle dodger

by MightyMorphinFlowerArranger August 2, 2016

Roger the dodger

A term for a female to aggressively insert her strap on into a males poop tube.

He better be careful I may roger the dodger tonight.

by Steveeatspizza December 27, 2016

Dodger

A car being used for transporting illegal drugs hence the name dodger. The goal is to dodge the cops.

Chris got caught in the dodger and is now in jail

by IsrealKing January 12, 2024

Dodger hater

Someone who hates on the baseball team of the Los Angeles Dodgers, usually a giants fan or someone who just likes to try and piss a dodger fan off. Yet they probably don’t watch baseball or pissed that their team lost to them (They hate them, because they ain’t them)

Giants fan: DoDgErS sUcK
Random person hating: yeah dOdGeRs sUcK
Dodger fans: y’all just some typical Dodger haters, $4+ billion dollars and all the homegrown talent along with consistent winning seasons. Have fun rotting and your team’s ass getting kicked by them.

by SouthernerInTheNorth November 22, 2023