A crafty person who commits minor crimes or behaves in a rather unscrupulous manner or one who deftly evades obstacles, pursuers, inconveniences, or other difficulties.
Did you see how skilfully he pickpocketed that rich gentleman?
Yeah, what an Artful Dodger
by JAMDELO July 23, 2022
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A fat disgusting human who only eats for fun. Someone who doesn’t eat vegetables even if they are on there death bed
Guy 1: yo that mf is a veggie dodger

Guy 2: he’s god damn huge 😭 nasty ahh
by Skatplay July 16, 2022
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a person who doesn’t eat the vegetables like a FREAK
Someone: you didn’t eat your vegetables
Me: yes
Someone: veggie dodger
by jdidjf July 16, 2022
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When a black man, doesn’t pay their rent.
Hey! You didn’t pay your rent you dilly dodger!”
by December 24, 2020
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A person of low intellect (usually with their hands glued inside the top of their tracksuit bottoms) speaking incoherently.
The heated discussion cooled between the bus driver and the cyclist when it was interrupted by an aggressive consonant dodger.
by Muttonmusket December 15, 2020
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Someone who in the workplace always makes sure they're last to the tea room during break time so they do not have to make the tea/coffee for everyone
- Have you ever seen Graham make the tea?
- No mate, he's a classic kettle dodger
by MightyMorphinFlowerArranger March 10, 2016
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Billy Katsibaros when he plays halo; one who dodges rockets in halo with unimaginable skill.
no! shit! you fucking rocket dodger! The damn rocket was only 4 feet away! WHAT THE FUCK?!
by billy katsibaors July 22, 2004
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