dorker

A dorker is someone who is a dork to such an extent that they are often times considered stupid, lame or even dumb. Someone who is a dorker has little to no friends, but often tries to blend in with a crowd. Dorkers are usually people who just feel out of place in the world, but are loved or admired by atleast one or two people.

Did you see that dorker over there? He's so annoying.

by Raphide (Ben) September 22, 2003

upper decker

the act of sneaking into a bathroom, quietly lifting the lid off of the toilet tank, taking a deuce in the tank and then replacing the lid. this causes the toilet water in the bowl to be polluted after each flush. this is usually done at a party or too someone that you despise.

heath snuck into the frat house bathroom and left an upper decker in the tank, much to the dismay of the alpha betas.

by kirk May 31, 2005

Upper Decker

A toilet prank, whereby someone defecates in the refill tank (water closet), causing each additional flush to deliver brown, poopy water into the bowl.

Jim was being such a jerk at his party, so I went upstairs to his bathroom and dropped an upper decker in his toilet.

by bodythunder December 9, 2008

Cunnilumpkin Decker

A variation of the cunnilumpkin in which a woman receives cunnilingus while she deposits feces into the upper tank of a toilet. This is the female version of the blumpkin decker, and is far more difficult.

A combination of the cunnilumpkin and an upper decker.

The hostess of the luncheon offended Mary and in turn embarrased her husband, so the two of them snuck off to the master bathroom did a shameless cunnilumpkin decker.

by Mental Pickpocket October 30, 2004

black-n-decker pecker wrecker

braces in the female mouth....if used during felatio, will shred the man's penis

"dude, your sister is a black-n-decker pecker wrecker"

by Jincks, the owner of your souls October 5, 2003

Upper Decker

When attending a persons home of who you dislike, take a shit in the toliet tank instead of the bowl. This is by far going out of the park and into the upperdeck where it will not be known until long after you depart their house.

When your wife makes you go to her boss's party who you would like to kill, go to the bathroom and leave him an Upper Decker and you'll know who the joke is really on.

by Noah Burnett May 9, 2006

upper decker

To take a crap in the tank of someone's toilet and not flush afterwards. When the next person flushes your crap comes rushing into the bowl all broken apart. A lot will clog in the top. This is mean.

It was my last day of work, and a friday to boot...so I left an upper-decker in the men's room.

by Anonymous April 10, 2003