reason for divorce

marriage

Did you know the main reason for divorce is marriage?

by FamAlt March 24, 2024

Cable and divorce

A play on "Netflix and Chill." This is for more established couples who are tired of each other and their daily routine(s). "Cable and divorce" is basically the beginning of the end...because hey, who still has cable anyway?

Me: "We went from 'Netflix and chill' to 'cable and divorce' in under 2 years."

by AndrewsOnIt January 10, 2016

Coat Hanger Divorce

A married woman discovers she is pregnant just before filing for divorce from a troubled marriage. To leave the marriage with minimal complications, she opts for a quiet abortion before her husband becomes aware of the pregnancy.

Gina just found out that Nick is cheating on her again, she needs to get a Coat Hanger Divorce.

by WordSmithComedy August 27, 2025

Super Mario Divorce

When player two disconnects.

"Things haven't been going so good with my wife lately; we just filed for Super Mario Divorce the other day."

by gamer_Kat June 12, 2025

divorce gene

gene responsible for the lack of love life that children of divorce may experience

she’s never been kissed because she has the divorce gene

by child of divorce June 1, 2022

Most divorced man

Elon Musk

Elon Musk is the most divorced man on the planet

by Tbenson November 27, 2024

The Divorce Party

A single-issue political party that advocates for a disunion of factions that vitiate each others plans instead of working together to improve their country.

The conspicuous incompatibility of the republican & democratic parties' policies evinced a need for " the divorce party " to advocate for a disunion.

by MoribundMurdoch May 18, 2021