ding dong ching chong 

what Chinese people say

chinese person :ding dong ching chong. hotel clerk : Im sorry i dont understand chinese people language

ding dong ching chong by lil tay is gay October 8, 2019

ding dong ditch 

To ring someone's doorbell, hide, then leap out and sever their head, and dump the body in a ditch.

Lisa: You should have seen the look on Krabappel’s face.
Bart: You should have seen the look on Hoover’s face. In fact, here it is!
Lisa: You killed her?
Bart: Right! Like we agreed.
Lisa: I never said “kill”!
Bart: Yeah, ’cause you’re smart. You don’t say “kill”. You say “prank”. Like mom and dad say “snuggle” when what they really mean is “let’s lock the door and hug.”
Lisa: Well I didn’t kill Mrs. Krabappel.
Bart: So all you did was ring her doorbell and run?
Lisa: Yeah! Ding dong ditch!
Bart: “Ding dong ditch” means you kill her! Then you throw that ding dong into a ditch. Geez. Pick up a book

ding dong ditch by a simple pseudonym October 12, 2016

Ding Dong Ditch 

When you are giving a guy oral sex and as soon as he is going to cum you get the hell out of the way as quickly as possible. "Ditching" It.

"I totally ding dong ditched John last night"
"Man she ding dong ditched me yesterday in bed!"

Ding Dong Ditch by Usteen The Zombie Queen February 24, 2010

Ding Dong Ditch 

The act of removing one's penis in pursuit of becoming a woman.

My teacher Mr. Buckworth had a ding dong ditch this summer and now goes by Francine.

Ding Dong Ditch by mung-fu March 7, 2017

Ding Dong Ling Long Ching Chong 

Words describing a straight but thicc Asian Chinese boy who likes you :)
Here's my number: 070 4853 3927

Call me <3

"I think Ding Dong Ling Long Ching Chong likes you ;)))"

Ding Dong Ling Long Ching Chong by Black lives are chinese November 19, 2020

ding dong bitch 

Kind of like ding dong ditch except for before you ring the doorbell you write "bitch" on a piece of paper and tape it on their door. Then, you ring the doorbell and run. You do this to people you don't like.

Lets ding dong bitch her.

ding dong bitch by weekicks. April 22, 2009

Ding Dong Bitch 

After fucking a guy a woman pulls on his dick and them hits him in the face, make sure you walk away after.

Lets go play Ding Dong Bitch!
They'll figure it out sooner or later.

Ding Dong Bitch by TheBathroom,Hella! May 28, 2009