Drunk Reset

A vomit that restores you to an earlier save point of soberness

"I don't feel too bad now but I don't remember anything between here and the club."

"Yeah, you hit the drunk reset on the way back."

"Oh, that's good."

"Not really dude, you were french kissing your girlfriend's brother when it happened."

"Yish, not again."

by H.S. Willsy August 23, 2011

drunken fu

1: The ability to fight while drunk.

2: When you ithink/i have the above skill. Normally involves the wild flailing of limbs and you getting your ass kicked. Much more common than #1.

1:
Hey, what happened to Marty last night?
He started a fight and got drunken-fu'd.

2:
Hey, what happened to jason last night?
He started a fight, thinking he knew drunken fu. Alas, he did not, and he's in county right now.

by malendras September 15, 2007

drunkenese

(n.) <Capitalized> the language spoken by those who have consumed large enough quantities of alcohol to become legally intoxicated, usually marked by slurring or incomprehensibility of each word spoken

(adj.) of, relating to, or characterized by those who have consumed large enough quantities of alcohol to become legally intoxicated

Had the bum not spoken in his native dialect, Drunkenese, he may have more easily convinced the tourists to lend him a dollar.

by Felix Doore November 2, 2008

drunkbooking

when someone is really drunk, and gets on facebook, and posts all kinds of random things that will soon be regrettable. its a bad habit to break. for some unknown reason, drunkbookers think that ALL of their friends should know they are drunk and what they are doing.

Dude, i got hammered last night and was drunkbooking. I had 5 different statuses telling everyone how drunk i was. I gotta quit doing that.

by bmfdiesel February 23, 2010

drunk betch

A female who when intoxicated becomes very loud and uses large hand gestures. They tend to fall all over the place and enjoy cock blocking.

Vadita McK. is a drunk betch

by drunkbetch4lyfe November 28, 2009

drunk proof

The act of preparing a house for a particularly awesome party. This may include hiding glass, sentimental, or otherwise important/breakable/fragile objects in a closet or bedroom to protect them from clumsy drunk people.

Mike: Dude! My parents are out of town, let's throw a party!

Ryan: OK, I'll be over at around 5 to help drunk proof the house.

by SpaceCowboys January 17, 2010

Drunk Buster

A drunk buster is a meal or specific food that is particularly good at preventing or reducing drunkenness (possibly due to high mass and carbohydrate content).

Dude, want to swing by Chipotle before we hit that party? Their burritos are great drunk busters!

by whydoesn'tudletyoureuseyourown July 16, 2010