Dense

Someone who understands subtleties but misses the big picture in a way that's convenient to them or out of self interest but they don't necessarily realize that they're doing it because they're so stuck in their own world and so used to how things are. Someone that only looks at things from their own perspective but never even considers anyone else's perspective and doesn't realize or appreciate how one sided they are.

For example if you complain that your friend is making you sleep in the living room but you miss the fact that he is letting you stay rent free because he wants to help you out and he doesn't owe you anything but you owe him a lot then your are dense. You've gotten so used to being helped out for free and you don't appreciate all that your friend has done for you in return for nothing.

Or if my boss yells at me for little things that aren't really my fault but he completely misses the fact that he owes me a ton of money because he can't afford to pay me right now and that he's only paying me minimum wage and he doesn't even pay overtime or doubletime rates if I work overtime or doubletime and he doesn't pay sick pay and he doesn't comply with any of the labor laws whatsoever and when I quit he acts surprised and complains about how everyone quits on him when things are tough and how everyone is such a quitter but doesn't acknowledge or appreciate anyone's effort while they are working for him it's because he's dense (true story).

by Articulate Sarcasm November 30, 2018

Delsea Middle School

Delsea middle school. The school were sluts and jockies run around calling eachother faggots and telling eachother to go die. Fun right? Girls will go on and on about their fuck ass uggs and pink cloths, and boys will go on about how much they want to have sex with the girls. Also, only a certain amount of students are allowed in the bathroom at once, so there is pretty much always a line in the hall. Some kids even sneak drugs and other dangerous shit in. Then there’s the nerds and artists. The shy ones. But they are literally the only nice ones in this school so if you want friends you should start talking to the art geeks and nerds.

Life in Delsea Middle School:
Delsea Boy: Omg she is so fucking hot
Delsea Girl: Omg look at my fucking uggs they are so cute!
Delsea Nerd: Hi I’m the only nice one here I’ll be your friend.
Random: nvm I’ll just leave this place is too messed up....

by Becca_Draws January 7, 2019

Desert Vista High School

A school full of lame ass white kids who get whatever they want at the drop of a dime. Lots of barbies and kens who love their Dutch Bros. Most of these kids are driving nicer cars then their parents and teachers! Terrible school spirit & even worse “pep assemblies”. Very rich & they think their the shit because their parents are loaded af

Student: Hey remember that incident of those racist white girls spelling nigger on their shirts?Damn I forgot which school that was at..

DV student: Oh that was at my school, Desert Vista High School .. wait a second I WAS IN THAT PHOTO!

by beckywiththegoodhaiirrrr March 7, 2019

Deese

Something that is tasty und nice

Take a look at deese. Deese is what you want, nay deese is what you need

by CraigDav June 1, 2020

Desert Cat

A woman who has not had sex for a long time, about a month, and they are now horny and aching for sex.

Julie hasn't had sex in a month, now she's turning into a real desert cat

by Jared Andrew Aaron June 2, 2009

Dease

A synonym for good. It's origins came about from the notorious Luther Dease, the only Black teacher in all of Grand Haven, MI. Dease = good because black people = good.

K-Cash: "Dude that T-Bell was DEASE!"
Lo: "So was the Steven Wilkos show this morning."

Stew: "Your ass is far from dease."
Lo: "Mine is far deaser than yours."

by marriageyouwanna? June 24, 2012

disingenuous dense motherfucker

someone that can not tie their shoes

matto: you disingenuous dense motherfucker obviously you have to know something about something or you couldn't tie your shoes.

by cheerful ox July 29, 2021