detroit divorce

When a woman wants a divorce from a man and he objects, she shoots him, and he accepts.

My granny gave my grandfather a Detroit Divorce. It was hard for women to get a divorce if the husband didn't want it, so she shot him in the ass with her gun and moved back here to Tennessee.

by cinnamon-the-cat June 19, 2016

Detroit

A place where only the realest live..... LITERALLY! This place is the most ghetto and dangerous city EVER!!! Even search up most dangerous city most likely you will get Detroit. Everyone who’s lived has either been robbed raped murdered or know someone who has been murdered. Detroit is the home of the weed marijuana and any kind of drug so if you know anyone from here please feel free to ask them if anything that was listed happened to them most likely they will say yes to at least one thing!

Detroit is the most dangerous city ever!!!

by Wearerr October 7, 2018

Detroit

A place where you can't have shit.

You can't have shit in Detroit.

by SzopMichal May 31, 2020

Detroit Bait Pile

A crack rock, or crack rocks, placed in a conspicuous place within the city limits of Detroit, with the intent of attracting a particular kind of prey.

You: Holy biden in a crack orgy, Dan! Is that a Detroit bait pile in your yard? I thought baiting in the Lower Peninsula was illegal!
Dan: Nothing's illegal in Detroit, dude. I printed over fifty thousand ballots last week and they're still asking for more.

by plandemic_hoax November 10, 2020

Detroit Microwave

Microwave from Detroit

"Yo man, where's your microwave from?"
"Detroit"
"Yo man, That's a fuckin Detroit Microwave"

by SillySausage42 September 4, 2022

Detroit Sunroof

A variant of the Chicago Sunroof where instead of defecating through a sunroof, you pour a tub of piss through a sunroof.

"Nelly pulled a Chicago Sunroof on my Camaro so I pulled a Detroit Sunroof on his Volkswagon".

by Thecocaomeister3000 October 9, 2022

Detroit

Detroit is a desolate hellscape where Ohio sends all of it's prisoners. Once you have been marked as a prisoner of Detroit it is impossible for you to leave.

Human: "I don't really like Ohio to be honest. Its kind of just a mid state."

Ohioan: "You're going to Detroit!"

by Servant 1832E October 26, 2022