dirty dayday

While eating the booty like groceries, your partner fails to mention the Taco Bell that they ate earlier, which has caused them to have bubble guts, mid intercourse. This leads to a volcanic eruption of feces that covers a great portion of your body & also gets all over the sheets. After showering & changing your bedding, you head back to bed falling asleep for the night. You wake up the following morning realizing you have slept through your alarm clock & are now late for work. Knowing that you took a shower before bed, you quickly get ready and rush off to work. While at work, a co-worker approaches you to let you know that you have something stuck to the back of your neck. You proceed to feel the back of your neck & notice a dry flake that you pick off. While examining it you realize this is dry feces that you must have missed from the night before. Before you can discretely dispose of the dried feces flake, your coworker realizes what it is & loudly announces “IS THAT SHIT?!?”. You being caught off guard & trying save face, quickly blurt out that it happened during sex, this leads to you being known as the “poop sex guy” at your work now.

“Eww! That guy smells like shit!”
“He must be having a dirty DayDay.”

by Dirty Day-Day April 29, 2020

dandelion

used as substitute for the word FUCK.
also used as an expression.

person 1: what the dandelion are you talkin about bitch?!
bitch: *rolls her eyes*

by chocoSomething June 28, 2010

dade

a bandage that 7th graders wear

Yo that guy has a "DADE"
she cant have dade! shes older than christain

by littleeks April 23, 2009

Dayden

Is a sweet,cute,amazing,caring guy. He listens to great music. He is literally the best person in the world. He will make you laugh when you don't wanna.

Bro that guys so sweet he's such a dayden.

by Ionevenkno July 19, 2019

Dandel

Verb,
1-To look around for something by asking where it is. To look with one's mouth and not one's eyes.
Noun,
2=when a single testicle hangs out of one's boxer brief while man spreading in one's underwear.

1-"quit dandelling and look for it yourself"
2-"dad!...you've got a dandel!

by mark Dandel December 17, 2020

Loner Daydream

When you have imaginary sex with everybody in the room.

I was so bored that I had a loner daydream.

by The Man with No Name November 20, 2017

National Maladaptive Daydreaming Day

Maladaptive Daydreaming Day/MD day is a day where we share what MD is and help others know that they aren't alone and aren't crazy but are normal. This day is on October 25th

Them: Hey Bob this might be weird but I daydream and it gets out of hand to the point where I'm walking, laughing, or crying by my daydreams and they can last for hours.

Bob: hey that's perfectly normal and you arent weird! Ironically today is National Maladaptive Daydreaming day where we let people know they aren't alone or crazy.

Them: wait so there are more people like me?!

Bob: yes and you shouldn't bring yourself down for it!

by Jangularity October 25, 2020