Meatloaf's Daughter

A particularly large or generous crap. One which takes some effort to pass.

"You were in the toilet for ages"
"Yes I know, I was giving birth to Meatloaf's daughter"

by Brian Abbs February 24, 2004

darth gaydar

What happened when, in a galaxy far far away, the star wars kid finally plucked up the courage to ask out Princess Leyla after years of recovering from the humiliation of being an internet comedy meme and she not only turns him down, but informs him she is not Princess Leyla, but an out of work model who just does the star wars conventions to make money for her law degree. Then, to rub salt into injury, she only dates jocks and especially not internet comedy memes. He vowed off women forever and sought out Jean-Michel Rheault, the villain who so assulted his jedi honor by digitizing the star wars kid tape for the internet to take gay vengeance upon his pert backside.... but things did not gay as planned...

Star Wars Kid: "Hey Luke, I am your father. No that's not it. Hey Rheault, I AM YOUR DADDY. Now pull down those panties and get ready to RECEIVE MY LIGHTSABER!"

Rheault: "Oh shit, it was just a joke. I never knew you'd turn to the dark side DARTH GAYDAR. I'm sorry that you'll never get laid, but this is an exit only path young jedi. Why don't I hire you a hoe and you lose your virginity that way. I can video you again, Star Wars Kid loses virginity! Imagine how many hits that will get! Wow, we can do a whole series of these things with other ungainly chubby star wars fans..."

Star Wars Kid: "Argh... NO..." *runs*

Rheault: "Hey kid! Come back here, the cameras not rolling yet..."

by CockBoss O'WhopperWeiner March 24, 2009

Daughter of the trade

A second generation prostitute, who's father is unknown, who's mother was a whore, and became a whore in her footsteps.

Myself to the lady "It must be enquired; How does one go about being a whore?"

Bangtail "I'm a daughter of the trade. My mother taught me to spread 'em"

by the slut formerly known as your mother October 1, 2004

dathan

A Blunt Stone,originated from the chereoke indians,used for bashing in the skulls of there enemies.

Justin's head was smashed from the extreme force of Dathan.

by Horror April 19, 2003

daughters

The single greatest band ever to grace our stinking humankind with their music.

"When Daughters stepped on stage, I knew I was going to die."

by Carl August 27, 2003

darth maul

when a guy is having a threesome with two girls... puts on a strap on backwards so he's fucking one in the front and the other in back. his penis and the strap on, resemble the dual lightsaber used by darthmaul.

yo man i pulled a darth maul with those two chicks last night

by i<369 May 30, 2009

Darthed

Darthed
Verb.
The act of attempting to usurp ones protégé in a fashion resembling that of Anakin Skywalker usurpation of Obi-Wan in the Star Wars movies.

Jason was darthed at work the other day, by his protégé Mike

by jakerivers October 18, 2007