Did you see that old guy on her arm? I know she's desperate but I didn't think she'd sink to carbon dating.
by Sterling T December 31, 2006
Get the carbon dating mug.It's the inability for guy #1 to confirm a date with gal #1 because guy #1 is waiting on gal #2 to confirm. But gal #2 can't confirm because she's waiting on guy #2. But guy #2 can't confirm because he's waiting on gal #1. So no one can confirm the date because they are in dating gridlock.
I sent a tentative invite to Michelle for dinner on Thursday night but I couldn't confirm because I was waiting on Jennifer to let me know if we were a go for Thursday. It turned out Jennifer couldn't confirm for me either because she was waiting on Mark to confirm their plans for Thursday night. Who would have guessed that Mark couldn't confirm plans with Jennifer because he was waiting for Michelle to confirm?? Thursday came and went and none of us went on a date because we were all stuck in "dating gridlock"
by Mydaho January 12, 2009
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When two people embark on an activity together that could be construed as a date, such as bowling, cinema, or even coffee.
Whether there is interest or not, this action shall be observed as a fake date due to the one to one nature. This could be done deliberately by two people interested in each other who aren't classing it as a date for whatever reason (example a), or accidentally by two friends or acquaintances attempting to merely enjoy each other's company (example b).
Whether there is interest or not, this action shall be observed as a fake date due to the one to one nature. This could be done deliberately by two people interested in each other who aren't classing it as a date for whatever reason (example a), or accidentally by two friends or acquaintances attempting to merely enjoy each other's company (example b).
Example A -
Josh: You fancy going out for a coffee?
Georgia: I like you but I just broke up with my boyfriend, I don't want to date again straight away.
Josh: Well then let's just be fake dating?
Example B -
Brendon: You wanna go to the cinema later dude?
Charlie: But won't it look a bit weird, like we're dating or something?
Brendon: Nah everyone knows we'd be fake dating
Josh: You fancy going out for a coffee?
Georgia: I like you but I just broke up with my boyfriend, I don't want to date again straight away.
Josh: Well then let's just be fake dating?
Example B -
Brendon: You wanna go to the cinema later dude?
Charlie: But won't it look a bit weird, like we're dating or something?
Brendon: Nah everyone knows we'd be fake dating
by pepsimaxginger April 22, 2017
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Widespread social practice through which a guy happily whores himself out for a few hours to a costly female in exchange for hopes of getting laid and eventually a lonely night of sexual frustration.
European definition:
Final stage of courting whose female acceptance necessarily leads to bedroom fun in the immediate aftermaths.
Widespread social practice through which a guy happily whores himself out for a few hours to a costly female in exchange for hopes of getting laid and eventually a lonely night of sexual frustration.
European definition:
Final stage of courting whose female acceptance necessarily leads to bedroom fun in the immediate aftermaths.
“Hey Mike, how was dating last night? – Well the bitch asked for a ride home so I had to finish myself in the bathroom and spend the rest of the night sleeping on the crutch”
“Hey Giorgio, how was your date last night? – Dude, she wouldn’t even let me finish dessert so I took her home and made her bite the pillow until she passed out”
“Hey Giorgio, how was your date last night? – Dude, she wouldn’t even let me finish dessert so I took her home and made her bite the pillow until she passed out”
by rafaleracer April 13, 2006
Get the dating mug.While many beautiful women may post their profile and picture on an internet dating site...the only ones that you MR. AVERAGE JOE HETEROSEXUAL will hook up with are the 5's...and SINGLE MOTHERS.The 8,9,10 girl has her picture up for ego-grat
purposes.She's only available if you can somehow PROVE INCOME.
You know what I mean.
purposes.She's only available if you can somehow PROVE INCOME.
You know what I mean.
HONEST DRINKIN' BUDDY #1:"It's been awhile.I just had to clear the pipes.Hooked up with this cute single mom off MATCH.Not goin' back."
HONEST DRINKIN' BUDDY #2:"Yeah...I'm doin'okay now but awhile back I found myself in bed with this gnarly 5 off MYSPACE.I guess that's just INTERNET DATING REALITY."
HONEST DRINKIN' BUDDY #2:"Yeah...I'm doin'okay now but awhile back I found myself in bed with this gnarly 5 off MYSPACE.I guess that's just INTERNET DATING REALITY."
by L.MARTIN January 15, 2006
Get the INTERNET DATING REALITY mug.The act of partaking in platonic activites with a member of the opposite sex which, while appearing innocent on the surface, may be construed as inappropriate by a significant other. Pseudo-dating often involves mild flirtation and may progress to actual "dating" down the road.
My boyfriend gets very uncomfortable when I go on pseudo-dates with my handsome coworker.
I stopped pseudo-dating after we became serious because I wouldn't want him to do it to me.
I stopped pseudo-dating after we became serious because I wouldn't want him to do it to me.
by WTZ_82 February 28, 2008
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