angle dangled

When you meet a girl for a date and she’s way better looking on all her online photos than she is in real life.

It means she knows her angles, she's dangled her angles and you’ve been ANGLE DANGLED.

- How did your date go, yesterday? You seemed excited.
- The difference between her profile pictures I'd been looking over and how she is in the flesh is really big. It doesn’t seem fair.

- Aha! You’ve been angle dangled, dude.

by Stivchik June 21, 2019

Dangle berries

When your arse is so hairy, your turd balls, stick to your anal vines and dangle like fruits from a tree.
Not for human consumption!

Wow, I'm rattling today, by dangle berries are colliding like a cheap office ornament.

by Crudeoil December 17, 2021

schmangle dangle

when you fuck someone up really bad no matter what activity you are doing

"holy shit that kid just got the schmangle dangle!!"
"holy shit, janine just gave him the schmangley dangleys!!!"

by kbone July 31, 2013

Dangle Train

A sick performance in hockey where one dangles multiple times in a row

Steven Stamkos went dangle train on those benders.

by Dirtydangles231 May 23, 2012

Dangling Dump

A bag that dangles from your mid section and collects fecal matter, often referred to as an ostomy.

Who knew a dangling dump would be so handy when the bathroom lines were so long?

by TK685 May 7, 2017

Precious Dangle

The offspring of an indoor house plant that hangs down out of its pot or basket when watered too much

Damn, those precious dangles are bout to hit the floor.

by Tha Samsonator August 23, 2005

Dangle Cut

(Verb) To trim your hanging ball pubes while you straddle a trash bucket, using your scissors to snip pubes and let them fall like feathers into the trash.

(Adj) A description of someone or something that has the looks of a trimmed or shaved ball sac.

(Noun) A cut that trims or shaves the pubes of a ball bag, leaving it fresh and enjoyable.

Charlie had to dangle cut in the privacy of his bathroom, so his mother would not see his balls flap over a can.

"Holy Shit, You see that guy's head, dangle cut scary."

John's dangle cut was the best in town.

by Mr WordSmith March 16, 2014