Colton

Colton was an ahole growing up but was nicer to you. He had a barrier around his heart and never really talked about how he felt. Thats changed when u met him. You thought it was all real. But it wasn't. None of it was and hell rip your heart out. He has fluffy hair, brown dull eyes, hes tall, dark olive like skin, and sprinkled freckles. He was funny and cool and he made you happy. Yet sometimes he gave you mixed signals making you feel annoying and obsessive. Deep down, u just loved him. More than anything in the whole wide world. Yall talked about different animes to watch and things like that. He talked about other things that made me heart race. Then, he Began to ghost you and make u feel like the worst person ever, he would block u then unblock u and act like nothing happened and you would let it because you loved him and you still do. You let him controll your mind 24/7 even tho you haven't talked in months he is all you think about anymore. Long story short, Coltons suck. If you find yourself talking to a Colton, leave before you fall inlove because there is no getting out of it.

Sum1: you said u were over Colton

Me: yk that'll never happen

Sum1: u need to get over him, he doesn't love you
Me: yea, ik.

by Peepeepoopooman November 15, 2021

Colton S

Colton has the biggest penis ever. He probably wears black AF1’s and shoots onsight. Everyone is his opp except for bitches cuz he has them all. He is a actually beast cuz of how big his dick is. If you ever pull up on him it’s over his huge sick that hangs to his knees will be used to hit you in the face and take you out his house.

Colton S is the hottest guy ever.

Colton S is Yb’s son

by fl_cracker_4l June 21, 2022

abby and colton

An inseparable couple, very freaky and intimate. They love each other very much

Wow Abby and Colton

are better than any other couple I’ve ever seen

by Ac4217 May 1, 2018

Colton

A short, skinny asshole, who can't get along with anyone, usually an atheist, who hates agreeing with people. Usually little or no friends.

Colten: Hey man. Tom cruse was not in top gun
Man 2: yes he was:
Man 3: don't worry man he is just a Colton.

by Mittenzboy May 8, 2013

colton

Colton's are always abnormal tall. If you were named Colton and are less than 6 foot than your parents didn't love you enough to put any thought into a proper name. They tend to like to be the center of attention and general kiss ass in order to get people to like them. It is often perceived that they are laid back and the cool kid, however this is really regular state of mental idling that happened after the previous task taxed their little minds. Studies have shown that Coltons are often jealous of Chad's. This is due to the Chad's sexy physique and many rich relationships with russian woman that he also could never get. They tend to stalk Chad's in the library in order to observe their behavior with intent to imitate the wonder that is Chad. Oh look.. I see one coming up to me right now!

"Go away colton. I'm trying to study", Chad

by chadwpittman May 19, 2015

Colton

A piece of shit

That dude is such a colton

by Faith lopipol March 22, 2017

Colton

hes a sweet boy with a big ol meat shank and he will shank your axe wound

Colton will tear up that mooker

by axewounderdad April 3, 2018