An action done whilst operating a motor vehicle. On a Douche Cruise (noun), an individual or group(s) may have their windows rolled down while playing douchy music through their stereo on high volume - with full intent to attract attention to themselves. The Douche Cruise is usually performed in high-population areas in close proximity to other bystanders/pedestrians. The Douche Cruise is primarily done in vehicles thought to be “cool” or with significant modifications.
“Hey dude, let’s take your new whip on a Douche Cruise and pick up chicks!”
“Look at that guy on a Douche Cruise, his exhaust is sick!”
“Look at that guy on a Douche Cruise, his exhaust is sick!”
by 4OH3 June 28, 2018
Antonymous of Chuck Norris; indicates cowardice, tactlessness, one-dimensional thinking and lack of restraint.
by Humptulips November 26, 2009
Woman 1: What are you going to do with your Tom Cruise?
Woman 2: Not sure I might just throw it away because it sucks.
Woman 2: Not sure I might just throw it away because it sucks.
by Sara Heyn August 19, 2008
What happens sometimes when you're skateboarding and really not paying attention to the road in front of you. Usually the smallest rock, stick, pebble, or whatever, will stop your wheel(s), causing your board to stop and you to have a bit of a spill depending on how fast you're going
Huston: Sick man, did you get that from trying to do a heel-flip 360 at SPOT the other day?
Townend: Nah man, it's just a cruise bruise.
Townend: Nah man, it's just a cruise bruise.
by Aster Wind March 21, 2007
An adjective used to describe something that appears to be amazing, but upon closer inspection, is absolutely not.
by The North End Pirates November 27, 2005
by andrew osullivan December 04, 2006
An activity where a group of friends drive around in the country listening to Jack Johnson music and smoke marijuana
by The H-town Crew October 05, 2007