An action done whilst operating a motor vehicle. On a Douche Cruise (noun), an individual or group(s) may have their windows rolled down while playing douchy music through their stereo on high volume - with full intent to attract attention to themselves. The Douche Cruise is usually performed in high-population areas in close proximity to other bystanders/pedestrians. The Douche Cruise is primarily done in vehicles thought to be “cool” or with significant modifications.
“Hey dude, let’s take your new whip on a Douche Cruise and pick up chicks!”
“Look at that guy on a Douche Cruise, his exhaust is sick!”
“Look at that guy on a Douche Cruise, his exhaust is sick!”
by 4OH3 June 27, 2018
Get the Douche Cruisemug. Antonymous of Chuck Norris; indicates cowardice, tactlessness, one-dimensional thinking and lack of restraint.
by Humptulips November 25, 2009
Get the Tom Cruisemug. Woman 1: What are you going to do with your Tom Cruise?
Woman 2: Not sure I might just throw it away because it sucks.
Woman 2: Not sure I might just throw it away because it sucks.
by Sara Heyn October 14, 2008
Get the Tom Cruisemug. What happens sometimes when you're skateboarding and really not paying attention to the road in front of you. Usually the smallest rock, stick, pebble, or whatever, will stop your wheel(s), causing your board to stop and you to have a bit of a spill depending on how fast you're going
Huston: Sick man, did you get that from trying to do a heel-flip 360 at SPOT the other day?
Townend: Nah man, it's just a cruise bruise.
Townend: Nah man, it's just a cruise bruise.
by Aster Wind December 15, 2008
Get the cruise bruisemug. An adjective used to describe something that appears to be amazing, but upon closer inspection, is absolutely not.
by The North End Pirates November 29, 2005
Get the boat cruisemug. by andrew osullivan December 6, 2006
Get the tom cruisemug. by mj420 October 15, 2008
Get the cruise blazemug.