Male: Hey baby, let's voulez-vous coucher avec moi and they get some chicken.
Female: Alright, boy, as long as you'll sewing machine me.
Male: Hell, yeah!
Female: Alright, boy, as long as you'll sewing machine me.
Male: Hell, yeah!
by curtbash August 26, 2008
Get the Voulez-vous coucher avec moi mug.1.) A guy who has blisters on his knees from giving prison guards blowjobs.
2.) A guy who's instrument is bigger than him, eg, double bass or Cello.
3.) A homeless guy who crouches under a swing or slide at a playground.
2.) A guy who's instrument is bigger than him, eg, double bass or Cello.
3.) A homeless guy who crouches under a swing or slide at a playground.
Lol check out that Croucher at the town basin! Hahaha!
Hey, that guy is smaller than his instrument! What a Croucher!
Check out those knees! Croucher!
Hey, that guy is smaller than his instrument! What a Croucher!
Check out those knees! Croucher!
by dshgjhsdjghjsdhjg August 31, 2009
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Croucher
• crouche
• crouche fart
• Crouched
• crouched potato
• Croucher Humour
• corner croucher
• couched
• Couche Tard
• crotched
by kattteeebate June 2, 2010
Get the Couche mug.A partially gay man-child'like humaniod.
Primarily identifed by being approximately only 20-25% homosexual. As the name implies, a "crouchman" is quick to bend-over in the shower, nosh a bit of knob, generally take it up the gary glitter.
Habitat: Northern chav suburbs of London near the "pit of despair", will still be living with parents - who will probably also be Crouchman's
Habitat will almost certainly intersect with that of a Phebey (definition in progress)
Primarily identifed by being approximately only 20-25% homosexual. As the name implies, a "crouchman" is quick to bend-over in the shower, nosh a bit of knob, generally take it up the gary glitter.
Habitat: Northern chav suburbs of London near the "pit of despair", will still be living with parents - who will probably also be Crouchman's
Habitat will almost certainly intersect with that of a Phebey (definition in progress)
ADJECTIVE
poofter: "take a look at that crouchman, poor quarter-queen, does not know if he is 25% arthur or 25% martha"
VERB
Hampstead Heath Cruiser: "hey four-eyes, fancy a quick crouchman?"
poofter: "take a look at that crouchman, poor quarter-queen, does not know if he is 25% arthur or 25% martha"
VERB
Hampstead Heath Cruiser: "hey four-eyes, fancy a quick crouchman?"
by Beefie August 2, 2006
Get the Crouchman mug.when 1 person (typically male) runs full force into another person who is sitting down, thus hitting the person in the face with their crotch
by emorexic December 26, 2007
Get the crotched mug.french: literally voulez means to want, vous is you, coucher put to bed, avec moi is with me, ce soir is tonite
Want you put to bed with tonight
is what it literally means, but it's saying basically will u f*(k me tonight
is what it literally means, but it's saying basically will u f*(k me tonight
by msluvs07 April 15, 2004
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