crispy cum

when you cum and then fry your cum

"damn i cummed everywhere then i fried my cum so it was nice and crispy, crispy cum."
"where the fuck did you get this idea"

by rockcerealemptycrisppacket October 22, 2022

crispy cream

A glazed face as the result of rubbing it all over a wet pussy.

Alternately, when a woman sits on you and rubs her pussy all over your face.

---YUM---

"Baby I love it when you grind on my face, now come kiss my crispy cream"

by davidhume2000 January 4, 2009

Crispy Whips

snowboard and skateboard company from the east coast

Check out this fresh new Crispy Whips board.

by mrCrisp September 28, 2012

Schenectady Crispies

A cereal that's so freakin' good, it tastes twice- Once in your mouth and once in your esophagus.

I love Schenectady Crispies

by Phil H. September 8, 2003

Crispy Boi's

White New Balance 600 series Dad shoes. Specifically the 608's or the 624's

Mark threw his old crispy boi's on the boiler to dry and slipped into a fresh pair

by Thefance January 28, 2020

Crispy clean

Something that is awesome or very cool

Your car is crispy clean my guy

by Thejumacatedscholar February 27, 2019

Crispy cream

When you butt fuck someone and you orgasm in their asshole not too deep inside and you let the cum harden to fully solidify their asshole shut

She is going to get a crispy cream but she dont know yet!

by Plantation nigglet May 13, 2016