crab steamer

The act of defecating on another person's chest while pinching the sides of their stomach with mock crab claw hands.

Lucy wanted me to give her a crab steamer because she's a freaky beotch.

by ktrane77 July 25, 2008

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Schrödinger's crabs

Schrödinger's crabs means, you can't have an STD/STI without getting tested.

Do you have an STD? I don't know. Schrödinger's crabs.
Have you gotten tested? I don't want to know, Schrödinger's crabs.

by _Schrödinger_ March 08, 2021

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A kinetic crab is when you hand is shape like a crab claw and use the kinetic energy to shove it into someone ass and open it inside.

Dang, My friend gave my a kinetic crab yesterday my ass hurt.

by WillyWarmerSock October 06, 2021

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Exact opposite of return to monke,
Basically the next fucking level

Return to monke, Evolve to crab,
The choice is yours.

by SniperFoxy34 December 30, 2021

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A crab with a gun is worse than a crab with a knife because it has a gun

Please don't piss off a crab with a gun I rather you just go piss off a crab with a knife instead.

by SuperMemeBros December 17, 2019

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Medicine applied to Protect someone's pubes regional from crabs.

I had a bad itch on my balls, bring me Auntie Crabs,

by Your Real Fatha February 28, 2009

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A girl with a hairy bush that has crabs.

"That poor man just got a crab salad" said Nolan

by poor noliman June 27, 2011

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