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Cottaged

Where did Steve go? Oh, he took a shortcut through Riddlesdown Common. I'm pretty sure he got cottaged.
by Dr Geoff April 19, 2022
mugGet the Cottagedmug.

Cottage Cheese

A person of Caucasian descent who smells like and looks like Cottage Cheese. Outside they are pale-white, but inside they are a rotting piece of shit.
Joe is an average American Cottage Cheese. Because he is ugly, fat, and an old-fart back in America, he decides to go to Southeast Asia as a sex tourist to prey on innocent children as white people do in the western world and take advantage of the lower economic status of oriental women for sexual purposes and pornographic exploitation. Because like any white man with misguided entitlement over women of color, he sexually objectifies them.
by Kim Hanjyeong October 6, 2021
mugGet the Cottage Cheesemug.

cottage cheese

When someone ejaculates and excretes at the same time during sexual intercourse.
Bro, she said she couldn't hold it in and she cottage cheesed all over my chest!
by urmeanium August 23, 2021
mugGet the cottage cheesemug.

Cottage

Cooler than Bob
Omg Cottage is so much cooler than Bob!
by EliasLM June 14, 2019
mugGet the Cottagemug.

Cottage Cheese

A person of Caucasian descent who smells like and looks like Cottage Cheese. Outside they are pale-white, but inside they are a rotting piece of shit.
Joe is an average American Cottage Cheese. Because he is ugly, fat, and an old-fart back in America, he decides to go to Southeast Asia as a sex tourist to prey on innocent children as white people do in the western world and take advantage of the lower economic status of oriental women for sexual purposes and pornographic exploitation. Because like any white man with misguided entitlement over women of color, he sexually objectifies them. His mentality is a remnant of the Cottage Cheese colonialist mindset.
by Kim Hanjyeong October 6, 2021
mugGet the Cottage Cheesemug.

cottage bottom

When a girls buttocks is very fat and saggy that it looks and smells like cottage cheese. Typically found on obese females or old ladies.
Did you see that cottage bottom it looks good ol granny cheese.
by Bunghole MASTA April 25, 2014
mugGet the cottage bottommug.

Cottaged

Walk there sober.
Walk home shoulder to shoulder
We Cottaged last night.
by britleajones June 14, 2019
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