Cuntager

A manager that is a total CUNT! An authoritative figure that yells, insults, and says inappropriate things. When a worker is doing a good job, the Cuntager will make them feel like a "boochie" (a good for nothing lazy piece of shit). They love cats for some reason and like to go by the name Cat Pan when they are not acting like total Cunts.

He is acting like a Cuntager by walking around talking mad shit to his workers.

by McBigBooty January 26, 2020

Jacob Cottage

Jacob Cottage is gay and likes to suck dicks

Jacob Cottage is gay

by Yormom69 December 12, 2019

cuntageous

a pussy that everyone wants to fuck

Dude, that bitch's pussy is CUNTageous! Everyone wants a slice!

by bino December 4, 2002

cottage cheese hen

When you stuff a turkish game hen into a woman's yeast-infected vagina, pull it out, and the hen appears to be covered in a cottage cheese-like substance.

Bill: "Did you get with that girl last night?"
Jacob: "Yea, I gave that bitch a cottage cheese hen."
Bill: "Sweet."

by Jacobill April 18, 2008

cuntages

what happens to a vagina as women age

by smb May 18, 2003

cottagecheese water

a females body oder during her menstration cycle

dam...you smell that hoe...she must be on the rag

by Jay November 27, 2003

Cottage cheese legs

When a woman's legs are fat and the skin doesn't stretch right, making them appear to look like cottage cheese.

dude, did you see those legs?

Yeah, man they are cottage cheese legs!

by ShortAndSweet February 19, 2015