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Stuffing Your Taco With Company Meat

The female version of dipping your pen in the company ink. A senior woman in a company having sex with an underling or lower level male employee, who may or may not be a direct report to that woman.
Mandy: That Dave is quite a hot number, I'm tapping that shit in Vegas.
Jane: Do you think that's a good idea?
Mandy: Hell ya! Gonna dip my pen in the company ink, beeeaaaatch!
Jane: You're the shizzle! But, really, don't you mean Stuffing Your Taco With Company Meat! You go girl!
by Buffman6236 September 5, 2012
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Midwest Bus Company

A place with corrupt staff, and a place 11 year olds go to admin abuse. Home of the worst development ever and trash buses. Want to buy robux on the blackmarket? Say less buy from MBC they will sell you limiteds and roblox for USD extra.
Oh look they must be from Midwest Bus Company.
by OkBob January 4, 2023
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Compact

A short girl with a big ass, big titties or both.
Friend 1: You moved on from your last girl yet?

Friend 2: Yea, take a look *shows picture*

Friend 1: Damn that bitch compact
by Benefactor#1070 November 29, 2019
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compassionate conservatism

A myth.

No, really, the campaign tool that worked for Bush in 2000. (Of course, he didn't, technically, WIN, but y'know, he came close enough.) But pretty quickly he realized that, with Tom DeLay running Congress and the media busy taping its own mouth over, he didn't have to do the whole "compassionate" bit.
"Gee, I like that compassionate conservatism Bush practiced."
"When was that? When he cut taxes for the rich while emasculating our social programs? When he denied birth control to AIDS-stricken Third World countries? When he killed thousands of innocent people in a meaningless oil-war?"
"Uh... good point."
by MarkusRTK October 16, 2004
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playing campaign mode

To exclude someone from a group social activity, as one might do by playing campaign mode
Toby: Hey should I invite Ricky to the bar?

Winston: Nah, tell him we're not doing anything.

Toby: I guess we'll be playing campaign mode tonight

*Both high-five*
by Mothership Q June 16, 2009
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moral compass

The mind-set that a person is in when making a questionably moral decision.
Them: She cheated on me! Should I cheat on her?
Me: I don't know. What does your moral compass tell you?
by Cornwalace February 7, 2007
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Weighted Companion Cube

Your very best friend. It will not hurt you or talk to you, or even stab you. However, euthanization is eventually required.

It is a cube with hearts on the sides given to you in the valve game portal. You use the cube in only one level and it is shortly thereafter incinerated, yet its small appearance has gathered a cult like basis.
I hit your mom last night, like she was the Weighted Companion Cube.

The cake is a lie, unlike the Weighted Companion Cube.
by J J Bakes December 20, 2007
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