coniptionista

A person who is prone to outbursts of an excessive nature, usually over petty subject matter.

That fat lady (over there) is a coniptionista. All it takes is the slightest reference to something being overweight and she blows up. Often she gets outraged because people move out of the way as she lumbers down the street and moves into full coniptionista mode by launching into a tirade about prejudices inflicted on fat people, how requiring a fat person to purchase two seats on an airplane was unfair just because they are over 500 pounds, that there is a conspiracy by ruthless corporations to hypnotize people to overeat, how fit people are really fat people with low self-esteem, and so on. A coniptionista is very easily inflamed and readily seeks obscure reasons to explode and cause tension. Full coniptionista mode is achieved by foregoing all formalities and swearing in a manner that would embarrass sailors.

by Vorlon007 December 6, 2012

cooktionary

A book full of instructions for making different foods, i.e. a cookbook.

After a bad week I need to make some comfort food from the cooktionary.

by Chef Grandpa January 16, 2014

Choption

A potential sexual venture.

Oh mate 'Susan Boyle' was all over you last night, you definitely had a choption there!

by Miss UD May 16, 2016

Compton Roulette

Driving by in a random street at night and discharging a fire arm indiscriminately. You might get shot, you might not. You never know, that's the beauty of the Compton Roulette.

Tricia went to wake up her 6-year-old daughter Mindy to prepare her to go to school, when she found the girl dead in a pool of her own blood as she was hit by a Compton Roulette during the night.

by The Wurdinator September 29, 2017

compton cock

The act of sexual intercourse while simultaneously watching the part of jake paul's "its everyday bro" where nick compton says that england is his city, one may also shout "ENGLAND IS MY CITY" during this act.

we totally did the compton cock last night

by bobby_da_y0utubep00perYT October 4, 2017

Choption

Choice + Option

What's the best strain of weed? It's so hard to choose there's sooo many choptions!!!!!

by LEESUH E. January 14, 2021

Compton scattering

What a white guy in an Enyce or Fubu outfit that doesn't do anything but listen to Ice Cube and Ice T records all day would do if he was really in Compton, every time, any time.

I've just been laying here bleeding out like a lamb since the Compton scattering incident, scared to get up again. They just got so mean since we fell out, they're bad seeds and they've been scaring me lately. They got me looking over both shoulders.

by Solid Mantis May 8, 2021