Columbian Espresso

When you get woken up by a finger/hand and a vibrator combo.
Last weekend this chick woke me up with a columbian espresso and it was incredible.
by Aqua Sluts March 09, 2021
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Columbian Pipe

When a man puts cocaine on his penis before he has sex.
“Hey babe, let’s do something exotic tn

“Sure thing, let me just put some fairy dust on my tool and I’ll give you the ole Columbian Pipe”
by Bswag money February 02, 2022
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columbian eskimo

The art of flying down to South America smuggling cocaine in your rectum. Once you arrive an Alaskan man (or woman, the cartels preference) comes and snorts the cocaine out of your rectal cavity.
Man I just came back from vacation I had to do a Columbian Eskimo, I’m still sore.
by Torikattt July 28, 2020
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Columbian foot job

When you do a line of coke on a hooker's foot.
I heard Rodrigo got a prostitute last night and did the Columbian foot job on her!
by Soccertise May 19, 2022
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pre-columbian release

When a man rapes someone for the first time (male or female), and out of the excitement ejaculates before any rape actually occurs. Named after the notorious sexual offender Christopher Columbus
After claiming to have watched so much porn of harder and hardercore Ted Bundy went to rape his first woman however his intentions were abated by his pre-columbian release.
by Hardecore edgar poe June 16, 2018
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Columbian cum rocket

A columbian cum rocket is the act of blowing your load on a girls stomach and proceeding to snort it like a line of coke then sniffing it into your mouth to spit it into her mouth in return.
Last night this skank let me do the columbian cum rocket
by OneEyedYogurtSlinger69 June 19, 2025
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Columbian Toilet

When you slit someone's throat and shove feces down their neck.
He's such an asshole, I'm gonna make him a Columbian Toilet.
by Swarven19 February 08, 2018
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