Colbert pick-me-up

Two Pringles Original Flavor chips with Reddi Wip whipped cream in the middle.

Jump-Rope Sally was pushing "Colbert pick-me-ups" behind the swing sets at recess, until Principal Sanders caught her with a Reddi Wip and an empty can of Pringles one day.

by Cottonsince85 March 31, 2010

Colby

n. A young actor, usually in a musical, who is cast in a nonessential ensemble role but learns every other part in the show to replace and/or fill in for any other performer who is unable to perform during any particular performance.

v. (to pull a...) to fill in for a main role at a moment's notice despite not being the understudy/swing for it. This usually implies a success at playing said roll.

adj. used to describe a young, ambitious actor.

(Noun usage) "While his role had no lines and limited stage-time, the young Colby would be at every rehearsal so as to learn the show and see what parts he could fill in for."

(Verbal usage) "They asked the kid to play the part four minutes before curtain, and he played it perfectly!"

"That dude freakin' pulled a Colby!"

(Adjective Usage) "That kid keeps trying to steal my lines!"

"Yeah, he's such a Colby, he doesn't realize how rude that is..."

by Knavery October 20, 2008

Colbert's Disease

A condition causing facial muscles and vocal chords to relax, making it impossible to express emotion. It was named after a Colbert; no relation to Stephen Colbert.

*In flat monotone* "Sorry, I can't speak with emotion right now, I have the Colbert's Disease."

by colbertista137 November 10, 2006

stephen colbert

the host of the colbert report, one of the two funniest people in the world, along with jon stewart

stephen colbert is fucking funny

by guitarist1 November 22, 2006

Colbert

Verb - To create a new word using existing words in the English language in the same fashion as Stephen Colbert from The Colbert Report on Comedy Central.

Stephen Colbert often introduces new words his show invents in both the opening credits and in his monologue.

Stephen colberted the words wikiality, truthiness, and superstantial.

by Aarani March 10, 2007

stephen colbert

The funniest comedian on TV right now (2006). Every since Dave Chappelle gave up his show, Colbert moved right in.

Stephen Colbert, "I'm not a fan of facts. I go with my gut."

by JBHardman August 11, 2006

colberrorism

Negative actions undertaken at the request of Stephen Colbert on his television show, "The Colbert Report". Examples so far are limited to the vandalism of Wikipedia articles such as 'elephant', 'latchkey kid' and related articles.

In an annoying act of colberrorism, another anonymous user has tried to add false information to the elephant article.

by FurTip August 4, 2006