Cod Blocked

In reference to blocking your cock via COD. When you realize a booty call text an hour late because you were playing Call of Duty.

I looked at my phone and got a text from Adeile wanting me to come over. Black Ops totally cod blocked me.

by Dudememyomen April 14, 2011

COD Disease

When a colleague calls in sick with an STD around the time a call of duty game is released.

John: Why isnt Jack in college today?

James: He obviously has COD Disease

John: Whats that?

James: Its kind of like an STD

by monkeygambling November 12, 2009

COD Nod

Getting a blow job while playing any of the Call of Duty games.

"I was gettin COD Nod and everyone was wonderin' why my kill/death ratio was so low."

by TreehuggerSIG May 03, 2010

cod crotch

A term used for a "lady" whose genital region had a smell somewhat similar to a fish market.

by Ms T February 21, 2003

cod blocker

when your girl friend gives u guilt trips when u want to cod4 it up

dan: babe im almost to the fifth prestige
jisoo: get a fucking life.. you dont even want to talk to me do you??!!!!1111!
dan: DO WORK.....CLICK
dan(says to self)- what a cod blocker

by DaNN CaNT BxR !! November 20, 2008

Cod Fever

The fever which is an excuse for not doing anything social or being ill very contangious around finals and other important weeks or days.

Jack: Hey where's John at?

Joe: Hes at home with Cod Fever.

Jack: I hope it contangious.

Joe: Oh it is

by codfeverabuser February 16, 2010

Cod Particle

The Dried particulate vaginal excreta that accumulates on your member after intercourse.

I put a Cod Particle in one of the burgers today at work

by divewave July 05, 2012