CLUTCH AS FUCK

A person who handles the extreme weight on their shoulders in situations that often mean the difference between winning and losing during a big game.

To perform under extreme pressure and win the big game in an heroic fashion by going above and beyond what was asked of the person.

As the crowd chants sieve at a goaly he/she comes through with a game winning save during a shoot-out, to keep his/her shut-out and win the playoff game "That goaly is clutch as fuck"

Santonio Holmes is Clutch as Fuck

by chanceman the ace November 19, 2010

Camel Clutch

A sexual finishing move where a male sits atop a female's back before having an orgasm. In this move, the male locks his fingers underneath the female's chin and pulls up as hard as he can while blowing a nut. Typically this move is combined with another move called the Fishook, or better, the Double Fishook.

Sarah: "Did you hear about what happened to Amy last night?"

Micah: "Did he try another sex move again?"

Sarah: "Yeah, Barry gave her the Camel Clutch and she can't keep her head straight anymore!"

by McChopper December 21, 2008

Clutch Mode

The odds are against you, so pull out a can of whoop-ass and open it. Go all out and win it all. Also known as perk 4.You are outnumbered 4-1 or more

Its 5-1, He yells'"CLUTCH MODE, ACTIVATED!" then He comes back and rapes the whole team.

by GiD and CCK January 24, 2009

Clutch Muffin

After someone gets a clutch on a game of Call Of Duty. That player gets a clutch muffin.

Person 1:OOHHHH 1Vs5 CLUTCH!!!!!!!

Person 2:You get a clutch muffin!!! YUM

by Francisco The Robot August 25, 2010

Clutch Gene

A Special gene in the human body that gives a person such unimaginable power, that it feels like their cheating. Whether it be athletic ability, smarts or just natural skill, one with the Clutch Gene shall have an overwhelming increase in whatever ability they need in the moment.

“Dude, hes got a Clutch Gene, he just cant miss!”

by Bleeck September 15, 2020

Clutch Surfing

The only way to drive through insane traffic at all hours in any city...

The act of alternating between clutch and accelerator, without braking to give the impression of surfing or gliding through city traffic...

Clutch Surfing+manual gearshift= happy people

by mightymidgetman May 6, 2011

Clutch Ferguson

When you friend starts drinking and turns into a bad ass party animal, double fisted drinking motherfucker, doing snow angels in the middle of a casino, winning sexy Halloween costume contests just by showing up in a leotard. And he also makes amazing papas and chorizo.

Ana: "What happened last night?"
Miane: "Last thing I remember, Clutch Ferguson showed up...the rest is blur"

by danv1369 December 14, 2016