Clusterfuck

Traditionally/originally of military origin.

Today, however, "clusterfuck" is commonly used to descriptively generalize any situation with a large scale of disarray.

possibly synonyms: mess, disaster
1. "Don't go full retard with the teargas at 6-7pm on a Sunday. When Mr and Mrs Cheung would be watching their poor little, Hugo on the news. It was a total Clusterfuck"
2. "Well, that concert was a clusterfuck."
3. "Did you see the clusterfuck of a traffic jam on Main St.?"
4. "That house party turned into a giant clusterfuck once those cops showed up!"

"Don't go full retard with the teargas at 6-7pm on a Sunday. When Mr and Mrs Cheung would be watching their poor little, Hugo on the news. It was a total Clusterfuck"

by Anonymous.hk October 3, 2014

Clusterfuck Salad

This salad is actually quite delicious. It is filled with lots of nuts and is topped with a white, creamy dressing. Hence the 'fuck' in clusterfuck.

"I'm feeling pretty randy tonight, honey. I think I'll order the clusterfuck salad."

by Section A December 17, 2013

Clusterfuck

A verb of the adjective clusterfuck meaning to turn a situation or room into a clusterfuck of disaster

I brought a bomb to school the cafeteria is about to get clusterfucked.

by Indybeast15 March 6, 2015

clusterfuck

clusterfuck: cluster-fuck
this means that someone or something has not gone acording to plan and has fucked up

that bust was a complete clusterfuck

by euphoria2k15 April 4, 2015

Clusterfucked

To be so drunk the world no longer makes sense (even 8 hours later)

"Oh look at that... I'm so clusterfucked I'm going to have a collision with the floor."

by Jayceeyooooo July 24, 2017

Clusterfuck

An argument that is unapproachable; so unapproachable that if one were to take part in it one would lose sense of direction and become part of it in all of its' frustrating nature.

Not a constructiive paradox.

Redundance, chaos, frustration, (hot button issues)

Race
Gender
Sexuality
Gun Control
Abortion

Definitive implications: is that a clusterfuck, once identified, is not something worth wasting your time over or arguing about.

I typically don't talk about race, it's a clusterfuck!

by dude0 October 12, 2018

Clusterfuck

A ridiculous amount of traffic, strange occurrences, or frustrating situation that warrants someone to be completely annoyed.

Driver: Bro the traffic right now is a serious clusterfuck, i doubt we'll get there on time.

by Tsarif October 15, 2018