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clinton township

Home of the gayest PIGS in the country. Since CT has one of the lowest crime rates in the country the CTPD has nothing better to do but pull over young kids and search them for drugs. Every cop is looking for the next big drug bust. Cops have even been suspected of planting drugs on kids and demanding sexual favors from girls. Some even have sex with North Hunterdon High School students and spread Genital Herpes around the school. If you can avoid CT then by all means do so.
On a brighter note, its home of some of the best public schools in the country. All Blue Ribbon awarded but it is not the best place to raise children. See: Hunterdon County
If your driving past 10 o'clock in Clinton Township and your under 25 and are with friends prepare to be pulled over, grilled with questions, taken out of the car and searched. Not really sure why you would drive around past 10 since there is nothing to do in that town but whatever...
by The Man in HC May 8, 2006
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ClitJob

Getting a blowjob with a condom on. The term was derived from a legend,when one retarded mother fucker got a blowjob with a condom on and was very proud.
Betty wanted to give a blow job to nick but was afraid that she would get STDs, so she put a condom on him. "so now its a clitjob?"
by Shisnoking October 17, 2011
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clintonesque

1. Situationally involving oral sex.
2. Shaded by deceit.
Unfortunately my friend and i found ourselves in a very clintonesque situation.
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bill clinton

the closest black president we ever had
by LIKEEYO January 14, 2007
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HillBilly Clinton

What will be in the White House if (and when) Hilary Clinton wins the election...
"I saw HillBilly Clinton on tv today"
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Clinton

A US President who served in office between 1992 and 2000.

Also blamed by conservatives for (but not limited to) the following:

1)The extinction of the dinosaurs
2)The defeat of southern Asia by the Mongol hordes
3)The crucifixion of Christ
4)The fall of the Roman empire
5)The Dark Ages
6)The Black Plague
7)The Irish Potato Famine
8)The sinking of the Titanic
9)World War I
10)World War II
11)Vietnam
12)The current economic downturn
13)The issue of the day needing someone to fault for its cause
<insert problem> is Clinton's fault!
by Hustla' $teve February 2, 2004
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Cliftonism

The use of a catch phrase from at least 10 years ago. Thus trying to revive a long faded part of society's ligo. It's over man. Just let it die off quietly.
Brett: I think I'll go catch a few drinks tonight while the wife's out-of-town.

Clifton: Word, you're are so lucky you're wife lets you go out. Mine's got a death-grip on my testicals. Cool Beans.

Brett: Seriously, you're a fucking Ass-Clown. Don't you realize that you're Cliftonism usage is out of control. It's 2008, for FUCK'S SAKE MAN. The 90's are dead. Let it go man.

Clifton: Shut up Brett. You're a Gay Douche Bag.

Brett: Once again. You've proven my point.

Thus concludes the Definition of a Cliftonism. Use it liberally and often.
by Funkytown66 February 27, 2008
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