clitorasaurous

When a womans clitoris is so large that it is considered a penis.

I was was eating this girl out, and was kinda scared when I saw her clitorasaurous, but it wasn't really a penis.

by mitchypoo69er June 6, 2010

clitorific

sexy; attractive; sexually arousing; similiar to "bonerific" except when describing something women like.

dude: you're a bonerific girlfriend!
chick: you're a clitorific boyfriend!

by JekJekMarie January 25, 2011

clitorasourus

A raging prehistoric dinosaur located within a monster of a woman's pants.

My mom's clitorasourus screamed at me!

by OnlySpeek November 27, 2013

Oscillating Clitoris Disorder

Otherwise known as OCD. A medical disorder prevalent in females and luckier transsexuals, whereby the clitoris oscillates (moves across one-dimension) of its own accord. Two variations of the disorder exist, horizontal and vertical OCD though the vertical OCD is much rarer and generally (i.e. 78.3% of cases) affects russian teenagers (the remaining being split between Israeli-Palestinian mixed race women and Romany gypsies). As yet, no cause has been determined, nor has the trigger of OCD events but sufferers coming within 100m of Julio Iglesias will often experience extreme symptoms. No cure has been found but the Oscillating Clitoris Disorder Foundation exists to seek a remedy to this disturbing ailment, the patron of this charity is Noel Edmonds.

Katie: "I think you just got a text."
Hannah: "No, I just have Oscillating Clitoris Disorder."

by Pedro Papadoupoulos February 8, 2010

clitoris

goofus; one who screws up.

Ray is a goofus. He gave his email URL as sbbcglobal.net when submitting his def for clitoris.

by Raymund David December 15, 2008

clitoris

1. the fictional body part which is supposedly the source of female sexual excitemenht, as propagated by popular urban myth
2. the biological equivalent on the female body to the male penis, which enlarges with sexual arousal

(1) Clitoris? What's that?

(2) The clitoris, when engorged with blood, is easily located at the apex of the labia minora.

by 1337 d00d July 12, 2005

Clitoris Shitoris

Part exclamation, part pick-up line, it is used to convince another of the benefits of sleeping with the speaker, or simply to give another a strong urge to sleep with the speaker. The appropriate response is always some variant of, "I want to sleep with you."

Rick: Clitoris Shitoris.
Mayur: Oh, I want to sleep with you.

by Jameson Hall April 8, 2007