chimping

The art of performing the two famous primary functions of chimps ie masturbating (always furiously bashing away) and drinking tea (pg tips adverts)

"what did you do with your day off steve?"

"Oh not much, watched trisha and did a bit of chimping"

by Dirty Rich October 16, 2006

Birthday Camping

Going camping on or near ones Birthday as a celebration with nature, as opposed to other contemporary birthday activities.

Dude, we are gonna go birthday camping for Jill's birthday next weekend because she loves to camp.

by Michael Warner October 23, 2008

car-camping

Camping with-in unloading distance of your of vehicle. As opposed to hiking into a remote location.

Let's just go car-camping to simplify the weekend.

by Dlize June 5, 2016

tramp-a-camping

When you camp on a trampoling. Great in Late Summer, when its warm in the evenings.

Katie Buckingham and I were tramp-a-camping on a late Augsust Night. :)

by Tharz April 25, 2009

Camping World

A ridiculous camping goods store that overcharges for all their goods, has seriously flawed employees and discriminates against decent workers. A shoddy, terrible company to work for and a waste of money to shop at.

Jake: Yeah, did you hear that they fired my wife from Camping World?

Steve: Why? Wasn't she like five months pregnant?

Jake: She complained that an employee was verbally abusing and harassing her and they found any old reason to dump her, man.

Steve: What about her medical insurance?

Jake: It was a joke, they sent her the insurance card 2 months after she got fired, even though she paid like 200 bucks for it and never got to use it.

Steve: Lame, dude.

by CindyLooHoo February 18, 2008

Camping in the woods

A variation of the Alabama hot pocket, generally performed while drunk with the beer shits, involving "spraying the bush with diarrhea" while attempting to have sex

Bob got really drunk last night and went Camping in the Woods with Alice.

by Cinnamon Jugs July 10, 2009

Bitch Camping

A person or group of people who decide to go camping with an RV, or 5th wheel. This unit usually has airconditioning and an HD television. Their fat ugly kids stay at the 'camp swimming pool' all day playing video games and eating ice cream. These bitch campgrounds have power and sewer hookups. Bitch Camping is not a good way to spend the weekend unless you're an overwieght redneck loser that watches Nascar.

In conversation:
"My fat lazy neighbors are taking the RV and going Bitch Camping again. My athletic wife and I are going hiking in a wilderness area. See you later."

by Camp Specialist August 17, 2009