Where a male inserts a food morsel ie. Thinly sliced cucumber or licorice strap up the urethra. Where apon there sexual partner does there best to to remove it orally (suck it out)......JR
by Jon Robertson March 5, 2023

the art in which Gold Member invades your Monica Lewinsky but under the table status with a whole lit cigar involved
by Hunta Davie March 26, 2024

Bill Clinton originally invented cigar yoga after a woman in need of some backshots needed a tug, with a cigar in his mouth, the sexual innuendos emerged, the smoking and stretching has begun..
by Hunta Davie March 7, 2024

A nasty old man who stinks up the place with cigars has used pain pills and crack his whole life. is a pervert usually covered in nasty black moles has greasy shaggy hair.
Has nothing else to do with his miserable life but visit his diner smoke nasty cigars and talk about people with his other pervert old men friends. NASTY PUKE 🤢
Has nothing else to do with his miserable life but visit his diner smoke nasty cigars and talk about people with his other pervert old men friends. NASTY PUKE 🤢
by Anteater555 December 14, 2022

A masculine version of “Tea Time” where men talk/gossip about things going on in their life. Usually reserved when close friends and bros share stories and plans over cigars.
by Thad Badassle January 22, 2019

by anonymous May 10, 2024

A clown that spreads hate and negativity with no constructive/legitimate reason, often due to their own personal insecurity and/or lack of joy with themselves.
Etymology: "Cigar clown" as a term comes from actual cigar smoking clowns that blew smoke into children's eyes, making them cry.
Synonyms: Hater, misanthrope
Etymology: "Cigar clown" as a term comes from actual cigar smoking clowns that blew smoke into children's eyes, making them cry.
Synonyms: Hater, misanthrope
Cigar Clown: "You're not a real clown because you're not traditionally trained, you don't wear enough makeup, and you don't wear a nose. You are destroying what makes clowns great and devaluing the entire clown industry!"
Support Clown: "Don't listen to that cigar clown, he needs to go honk out a dirt snake"
Support Clown: "Don't listen to that cigar clown, he needs to go honk out a dirt snake"
by Support Clown April 11, 2024
