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Get the Send me some cigars mug.During intercourse in the missionary position, the woman will reach forward and insert an index finger into the man's butthole.
She will then remove the inserted finger, and place it against her upper lip and directly under her nose. Finally she will drang the brown digit across her lip while taking a single, deep inhale through her nostrils.
This is to create the appearance of one smelling a fine Cuban Cigar as seen in pop culture.
She will then remove the inserted finger, and place it against her upper lip and directly under her nose. Finally she will drang the brown digit across her lip while taking a single, deep inhale through her nostrils.
This is to create the appearance of one smelling a fine Cuban Cigar as seen in pop culture.
Tom: Becky surprised me last night by giving herself a Cuban Cigar.
Ted: I didn't know Becky liked to smoke cigars.
Tom: explains the sexual position.
Ted: vomits* You're both fucking sick and need help.
Ted: I didn't know Becky liked to smoke cigars.
Tom: explains the sexual position.
Ted: vomits* You're both fucking sick and need help.
by Bollybones June 16, 2022
Get the Cuban Cigar mug.The act of a married male; standardized Male and Female union. Wherein the husband states he’s going to “cigar shopping” with his friend Dave to his partner. But in fact he’s off preforming oral copulation upon many a stranger. This act isn’t solely relighted to the transient and unfamiliar. He even sucks off Dave.
“ Hey honey Dave and I are going Cigar Shopping. There’s a new cigar shop that just opened up on 53’rd and 3’rd and we’re going to sample their wears. Don’t wait up. What? Dinner? No thank you I’ll get something with Dave.”
by Dr. Word Doctor. September 18, 2022
Get the Cigar shopping mug.When you fold toilet paper into a cigar shape and place it between your butt cheeks to stop smearing, leakage and or skid marks.
Mom/other: why is there toilet paper in the shower?
Daughter/son/other: oh I must of forgot to take my ass cigar out beforehand
Daughter/son/other: oh I must of forgot to take my ass cigar out beforehand
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