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chromostoner

A cool kid with trisomy-21 (Down's syndrome), or someone who has the facial characteristics of Down's syndrome. Someone who looks like they're stoned but they're really not stoned, just zoning out with a mesmerized catatonic gaze, unresponsive to external stimuli.
Dude, you're a total chromostoner!
Dude, you're totally chromostoning it right now!
Whoa! Dude! I can totally see the topography of your lips extruding beyond the horizon of your face! Even at an obtuse angle!
by Lavanimal December 1, 2006
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chronocellularite

A person who uses his or her cell phone to tell what time it is.
Joe's always whipping out his iPhone everywhere just so he won't miss Grey's Anatomy. just get a wristwatch, you chronocellularite!
by Blake C. June 27, 2008
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ChronoBitchItis

to be a complete bitch all the time. So much that it seems like a disease.
Ya wanna chill out with ChronoBitchItis bud?!
by KK0NVICT January 22, 2009
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Chronomancy

The act of picking the best date to do something, typically through magical means.
Jeff used Chronomancy to decide when the chinese new year celebrations were to be held.
by pyrocracy May 17, 2019
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coronostalgic

God, don't you just miss the days when you could hop on a plane to see your crush just to be jilted out of "fear"
Is a full moon coming up? Im feeling coronostalgic, man.
by Krkič April 25, 2020
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Revoke your y chromosome

Basically the equivalent of your not a man anymore.

Used when you see a guy doing something petty like crying or showing their emotions.
Dude did you just cry...? Were gonna have to revoke your Y chromosome.
by JketheSnke69 May 26, 2023
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Chronology

Schedule of events
The deaths were matached up in chronology. :D
by Joebeatskj October 16, 2010
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