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chromostoner

A cool kid with trisomy-21 (Down's syndrome), or someone who has the facial characteristics of Down's syndrome. Someone who looks like they're stoned but they're really not stoned, just zoning out with a mesmerized catatonic gaze, unresponsive to external stimuli.
Dude, you're a total chromostoner!
Dude, you're totally chromostoning it right now!
Whoa! Dude! I can totally see the topography of your lips extruding beyond the horizon of your face! Even at an obtuse angle!
by Lavanimal December 1, 2006
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y chromosone

spelling of y chromosome by an illiterate moron
she flunked her biology mid-term and even spelled y chromosome wrong. That Twat is such a twit that she wrote down y chromosone.
by AdamanEve October 10, 2005
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XY chromosone

Refers to the ability of men to listen to women without hearing anything they say. Generally used by one woman to another as an excuse for losing track of a uninteresting monologue that suddenly requires input.
"So if he said that he meant to say that he didn't say it, but he did say it, but because I didn't hear it, I can't really hold it against him. What do you think?"

"Huh? Damn, girl, I'm sorry. I just went all XY chromosone for a minute."
by SuperMilkChan December 14, 2008
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99% Chromosomer

Arguably defined as "protesters" who assume the moniker of representing 99% of the American tax-paying population; "...Chromosomers" inferring the 1% genome differential between an ape and an actual human being -- namely those who object to being spoken for by professional partiers and people who quit their jobs to protest whatever the fuck isn't handed to them.
Dude:

"Dude! Holy shit! That chick just TOTALLY dropped a deuce in the street and wiped her ass with her dress! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!"

Other dude:

"Those are your 99% Chromosomers, man. They don't give a fuck. Sad, huh?"

Dude:
"I'd hit that, though..."
by brohammered October 13, 2011
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XY chromosone

Refers to the ability of men to listen to women without hearing anything they say. Generally used by one woman to another as an excuse for losing track of a uninteresting monologue that suddenly requires input.
"So if he said that he meant to say that he didn't say it, but he did say it, but because I didn't hear it, I can't really hold it against him. What do you think?"

"Huh? Damn, girl, I'm sorry. I just went all XY chromosone for a minute."
by SuperMilkChan December 14, 2008
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chromosones

A genetic thread of human dna.
usually used in insult
YOU'RE MISSING A CHROMOSONE/CHROMOSONES YOU MONGOLOID CUNT
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y chromosone

that would be the birth defect that brings us those boys... just kidding.. i love guys!
guys have y chromosones and girls have x
by lauren November 15, 2004
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