chapette

Def:a mamon. one who pretends, and acts big shit. one who is full of shit. "That fucken chapette forgot to say thank you"
background: from the dark streets of southside san antonio

Lars Ulrich, Naseem Hamed, Tony Ayala, Delbert Spinks, Jen Garcia.

by Harry P. Niss November 18, 2004

Sistine Chapel

the act of creaming the thick layers of the cuntasoris

Joe: "I sistine chapeled that Huck girl last night."
Cody: "REALLY? how was she?!?"
Joe: "Just alright"

by The Pussy Monster meOWW January 2, 2011

chaperon

A devine proxy server that blocks 90% of the internet but lets the admin look at pr0n.

The fucking filter wont let me go to gmail without useing all kinds of tunnels!!!

by lolwut484793ue3j November 12, 2004

chapelle

To chapelle a joke, is to steal someones joke and make it shitty..

Wow, that was way funnier when Owen first told that joke. He really chapelled the shit out of it.

by Aetred August 29, 2019

You Just Got Chaped

The act of taking used or nasty chapstick and proceeding to apply the chapstick to an unsuspecting stranger/person's face or belongings while afterwards yelling "YOU GOT CHAPED!"

(Girl takes nasty used chapstick and puts it on her friend's face.)
Friend: "AW!! GROSS!!"
Girl: "HAHA!! YOU JUST GOT CHAPED!!"

by DEviOUSemo October 13, 2009

Dave Chapelle

How dums-asses say "Dave Chappelle." Come on people, learn how to spell. If you do, maybe your preschool teacher will award you with a sticker because your sooooo special.

Dumbshit: Dave Chappelle iz da shiznit. haf baced iz ausome.
Person Who Can Spell: It's "Dave Chappelle." You stupid, imbread, uneducated son of a bitch!

by smart_person May 9, 2005

dave chapelle

Guy who got paid 50 million and was supposed to have a new season of Chapelle Show in 2005. Then he gets sick and his writers quit to work on other shows.

Chapelle hires new writers, but then he judges new material unamusing. Months pass and now, even the dumbest audience members are wondering how Chapelle could have lost momentum.

He comes back to a slightly disappointed audience

Lakers were up by 20 points. But, they must have drank some kinda Dave Chapelle sports-drink 'cause they let the Pacers come back and then just barely won in overtime.

by HonkusSeized April 20, 2005