Lettuce Chopper

When you catch a girl masterbating

I walked by the office last night after work and caught C.P. chopping lettuce! I guess she's a Lettuce Chopper.

by IronChefofVag March 25, 2009

Chopper

A versatile word that is generally used to describe someone who is a bit of a goon/ loser. Can also be shortened to chop.

Have you met that Simon bloke? He's a complete chopper!

by Rob In June 3, 2014

chopped

When someone is ugly.

Shes chopped

by thedefineralwaysthere December 14, 2021

coppell

1. City known for citizens with abnormal high rates of snobbery.

2. Birth place individuals with character traits similar to Dr. Evil.

Charles: Hey, so where are you from?
Sara: I'm from Coppellllll hmmmmmmMMMM *raises pinky to side of mouth*
Charles: uhmmm, ok...
Sara: MMMMmmmmm *sits back down in egg chair and pets cat*

by grnge4evr April 14, 2011

chopped wood

Another term For masturbating ...

When's the last time u chopped wood ? Lol 420 thinking

by Jrock21 September 28, 2013

shin chopper

A person, who for no reason, decides to karate chop another person in the shin, causing major bruising. A shin chopper will rarely say sorry to their victims, and if they do, they will not mean it because they seem to think its funny.

Mel: i can't believe you just shin chopped me!
Mitch: lol that was a good chop.
Mel: it frigen hurt u bloody shin chopper!!!
Mitch: sorry lol
Mel: i'll get you back *shakes fist*

by TheGreenMachine May 4, 2009

chopper

British slang for a man's tummy banana.

Why do you never see 'Chopper' Biggs riding a bike?

by Lord Grimcock August 28, 2007