Commode choking

Commode choking is when a bowel movement is so large it actually chokes the commode.

"I hadn't gone to the bathroom in three days, but today I went commode choking."

by Compendium-of useful info September 5, 2022

chunking

going down on a woman that has a yeast infection

I was chunking all night on her frothy pussy.

by joe June 11, 2004

Choking the Chicken

to beat your wife and eat your meat

eatin an beatin

by sir dan May 12, 2003

Choking The Rope

Similar to the expression ‘playing with fire’ although inciting different imagery. While both expressions refer to a course of action that may result in an unpleasing outcome either for you or others around you, ‘choking the rope’ more usually means its your own neck that’s on the line.

You’re really choking the rope with your attitude. I don't know how much more of this I can tolerate.

by The Captive Spirit September 13, 2010

choking the teddy bear

The act of masturbation or handjob, when it involves a big, hairy, thick penis.
Usually, the male involved in this act has never shaved his frontal genital area.

Girl 1: "What did you do with that cute guy in the bedroom?"
Girl 2: "I was choking the teddy bear"
Girl 1: "Gross!"

by HentaiNerd69 January 14, 2014

Chanking

A felling of intense disgust

Watching your dog eat vomit was straight up chanking

by Lazyrays October 26, 2017

Chunking

To be chunked; a chunker; chunkmeister

Chunking is the act of shitting for your friend/patient/random tramp by fisting said person in the rectum and pulling the shit out of them. The act may be considered one of generousity but it is sometimes necessay to go that extra mile for a friend.

Jim: "Hey Tom want to go Chunking later?"

Tom: "Sure, right after Hannah Montana, I have a mean ass chunker stuck in there."

Fred: "Yay!!!"

by HideandRun October 26, 2011