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Chocolate Marshmallows

The act of inserting clean marshmallows into a woman's rectum. After letting them sit for an extended period of time the inserter then removes the chocolate covered marshmallows with his tongue and eats them. Transporting the marshmallows into the insertee's mouth is optional.
Guy: "Hey I want some chocolate marshmallows"
Girl: "Alright let me undress!"
by Arthur Shagnasty January 16, 2011
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Chocolate Covered Polish Sausage

While having anal sex, the girl has diarrhea all over the shaft and head of the penis. Immediately following, the girl cleans off the flecks and juices of the diarrhea with a blow job.
Girl: Sorry I'm not really in the mood for sex tonight...
Guy: Ahh, fine, can you at least give me a chocolate covered polish sausage then?
by PolishGuy291 April 9, 2010
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chocoladdicted

I eat chocolate in the morning, afternoon, evening and in between. I know i am chocoladdicted.
by grmpfl April 10, 2010
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chocochink

A species located in Malaysia.
"Did you see chocochink I've been eager to buy some choco
by Yafie May 20, 2017
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hot chocolate nutcracker

1. When you jerk off and shoehorn your nuts into your partner's anus and then they shit at the same time you blow your load.

2. A popular off-Broadway Christmas ballet production written, directed & choreographed by Debbie Allen.
Last night, my partner and I performed the hot chocolate nutcracker after we got home from seeing the Hot Chocolate Nutcracker. It was a great show. And my nuts hurt a great deal.
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Oddkast Chocolate

Person 1: "Ew! You keep Oddkast Chocolate in your cooler?"
Person 2: "I can't really go anywhere else"
by anonymous August 11, 2022
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chocolate teapot

UK: A chocolate teapot is an utterly useless item. Alternative terms also used are chocolate fireguard and chocolate kettle.
Refering to a useless or pointless item /deed /action /incapable person: "as much use as a chocolate teapot"
by Clansman April 22, 2009
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