The Chads

A rare condition in which the subject gains an uncanny ability to cause any traffic light on any given road to turn red when arriving within 100 feet of said light. The Chads can easily lead to frustration and late arrival at destinations. Prolonged exposure can lead to depression, self harm, and in extremely rare cases, suicide. Named after Chad Powell, supposedly the first documented case subject.

Boss - Why are you late?
Worker - Sorry boss, I had a bad case of The Chads this morning, it took me 15 minutes longer than normal.

by M-Belks April 5, 2009

Chibs

A girl who leads a man on constantly. Dashing his hopes at every turn for him to develop their relationship any further

"I thought you were seeing that girl?"

"Nah she's just my chibs"

by Overlord Hart March 30, 2010

chide

Instead of the male gooch, females have chides, which are huge nipples that take up almost the whole breast.

That girl's got chides like gargantuant peperonis.

by Jenna E September 30, 2005

Chidewalk

1. The act of writing on a sidewalk with chalk
2. Sidewalk chalk

Lets go chidewalking on the nabors driveway!

I have red, green, blue and purple chidewalk

by catherine Gregory February 13, 2008

Chiasta

Another word for penis in Latin America.

Tony: hey im gonna beat you up
Antonio: no vales pa pura chiasta idiota.

by El We March 8, 2009

Chide

A term for a small spread Vagina.

Dude i Just put my Chode in her Chide, just like that bro.

by chaseisab*tch February 18, 2021

Chiasa

Chiasa is that type of girl to hurt people just so her psychic gf can make more friends. She also claims to be a cat with a gambling addiction.

“That Chiasa lady sure is swaggy”

by SwedenSourSauce June 3, 2021