Person 1: Wow! How can someone cook so well without tasting their food?
Person 2: I guess they're a blind chef
Person 2: I guess they're a blind chef
by thegillaman September 20, 2014
Get the blind chefmug. Also known as a “tiny Buddha” a little chef is someone of slightly below average height with great cooking talent.
by Ticytapycornliar January 11, 2018
Get the Little chefmug. 1. A really cool, laid back, funny, and all around a great guy that has a tendency to fall for crazy women that lie, cheat, and ruin his life. Also he is a great cook and very very good in bed and never bottoms.
2. A guy that doesn't know shit about cars but can make any woman orgasm easily and multiple times.
3. A guy with a perfect dick. It's nice and thick and big, but it's not too big that it would ever cause excessive pain.
4. A guy that can make anybody orgasm. Is bisexual and can suck dick just as good as he can eat pussy. Has an amazing dick, but more importantly knows how to use it.
2. A guy that doesn't know shit about cars but can make any woman orgasm easily and multiple times.
3. A guy with a perfect dick. It's nice and thick and big, but it's not too big that it would ever cause excessive pain.
4. A guy that can make anybody orgasm. Is bisexual and can suck dick just as good as he can eat pussy. Has an amazing dick, but more importantly knows how to use it.
1. That guy is a real Chef Jef... Poor guy.
2. That guy was a real Chef Jef. I lost count of how many times I came!
3. Oh my god, that was the best sex of my life! You can fuck me whenever you want, Chef Jef!!
4. Chef Jef should totally be a porn star. His sex is the hottest no matter who he is with.
2. That guy was a real Chef Jef. I lost count of how many times I came!
3. Oh my god, that was the best sex of my life! You can fuck me whenever you want, Chef Jef!!
4. Chef Jef should totally be a porn star. His sex is the hottest no matter who he is with.
by Chef Jeff! April 9, 2023
Get the Chef Jefmug. by ajala ajala mama e October 31, 2019
Get the cheffing the opsmug. A gleeful, sarcastic response used to mock an authority figure giving unreasonable instructions or non-constructive feedback.
Meatbag: What are you waiting for? That tank isn't going to stab itself to death with a butter knife!
Respondent: Yes Chef!
Jackass: This is fucking terrible! Do better next time.
Respondent: Yes Chef!
Respondent: Yes Chef!
Jackass: This is fucking terrible! Do better next time.
Respondent: Yes Chef!
by F.A.S. November 23, 2022
Get the Yes Chef!mug. Look at Ryan chef no ass riding his bike flipping off people's ex boyfriends causing shits but driving away.
by Philsberry doughboi October 21, 2017
Get the chef no assmug. A lazy fat bastard who always post rant comments on every non-Gordon Ramsay cooking Youtube videos about the lack of seasoning where in reality it is well-seasoned, incorrect way of chopping onions etc.., or simply they spot and find insignificant mistakes and then proceeds to rant about it. They gain their culinary knowledge by watching Gordon Ramsay videos (mostly on Hells Kitchen and Kitchen Nightmares) and believes that Ramsay is the only best-of-all chef and noboby can beat him.
John: *watching cooking video* What a bloody fucker, he overcook the pork by 1 second *proceeds to rant*.....*screams autistically*
Fred: *sitting besides John* Why the fuck you screaming asshole
John: Oh yeah?.... this loser chef in the video cant even cook and calls himself a chef? Imma even a better chef than this twat!!!
Fred: lmao you retarded, you cant even cook bruh...... lmao lmao you always relied on mcdonalds you fucking internet chef
Fred: *sitting besides John* Why the fuck you screaming asshole
John: Oh yeah?.... this loser chef in the video cant even cook and calls himself a chef? Imma even a better chef than this twat!!!
Fred: lmao you retarded, you cant even cook bruh...... lmao lmao you always relied on mcdonalds you fucking internet chef
by fakeBanan April 14, 2019
Get the internet chefmug.