cheap bastard

A man usually of good socioeconomic status that never pays for jack. When on a date with a woman, he either makes her pay or takes her to a real cheap restaurant.

When they went out for a date, she decided not to see him again, because he was a cheap bastard.

by [e-mail] August 22, 2008

cheater cheater pumpkin eater

it's what little kids say when they suspect that one is cheating in a game.

kid: *takes TWO turns :O*
another kid: hey you can't do that! you are a CHEATER CHEATER PUMPKIN EATER!

by ohmyfuckingod July 27, 2010

cheating

Being cheated on is one of the worst feeling you can feel. because you loose the trust for the person who cheated on you.you cant even forgive them because your hurt so bad. you never want to get cheated on and the worst part is you dont exspect it,you either get cheated on emotionaly or physicaly by sexual contact. you think you can trust the person with everthing and once you get cheated on everything changes, you cant seem to feel anything, you feel like giving up on life because you loved that person enough were you could go out with the person. you dont know who to trust becuase you dont want it to happen again. you feel like your world crashs to a end you will never act the same. you start slowly finding yourself constanyl thinking about saying what went wrong. you cant seem to stop crying becuase you have no heart anymore. and if you had to chance to change the pass you would and forget this ever happened.

going out with some and your lover does things with other people behind your back which makes it cheating.

by KrAzyk0r3y1 May 2, 2009

Cheap guy

A male who can be pretentious, mean,rude, crude, immoral and talentless opportunist. Lives off the knowledge, beauty,labor and/or talent of others. But for some reason has an inflated sense of self-worth. Can either be wealthy or poor financialy. Financial wealth is not a factor. He usually achieves by backstabbing and scabbing to his benefit. Only does things that benefit himself in someway with little true regard for others. People always end up being burned or mishandled in the end by this person.

Father: I don't want you hanging around that Tom dude.

Daughter: He is not that bad. He drives a BMW and works as a broker.

Father: Any guy that takes a women to dinner and then a sex shop on a first date is a Cheap Guy!

by Fredge May 15, 2010

Cheap-Off

cheap versions of designer clothing, bags or shoes, that don't pretend to be the original, unlike knock-offs, but instead are unabashedly plagiaristic and range in quality and price depending on the maker.

I can't afford those Givenchys so I'll get the Steve Madden cheap-offs that look freaking exactly the same.

by Don't Be A Hero January 19, 2009

Cheapensive

When a product is cheaply made, but at the same time, it's sold in a store at an expensive price.

Man, these earbuds are so cheapensive!! They cost $50, but every time I get a pair, they short out on me 2 weeks to 2 months later!!

by loverofthecountrylife March 12, 2015

cheapass motherfucker

Someone who expects everything for free/ a person unwilling to part with money for goods.

Dan was such a 'cheapass motherfucker' he wouldn't pay for the merchandise he received.

by OblongOne September 7, 2016