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Celeb-Obsessed

Someone who is overly obsessed with a celebrity, who the majority of the time sucks, and the person is only is only obsessed with him/her because the celeb is hot/cute/sexy etc.
Celeb-Obsessed girl: Oh my god! I just got 37 new posters of Justin Bieber! Im going to hang them up right next to my Zac Effron posters! Oh wait! All that room next to Zac is taken up by my posters of Taylor Lautner!! Oh well, its ok! I can just put my Justin posters on the ceiling! Oh my god they are all so dreamy!!
by Richard_l835 May 26, 2010
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Celeb Crush

When a fangirl (or fanboy) obsesses over a celebrity, repeatedly claiming that said celebrity is "hot" or "sexy"
Girl 1: Have you seen Mikey and Gerard Way? They are so hot!
Girl 2: I don't get how you can have a boyfriend and still say that about people.
Girl 1: Don't worry, it's just a celeb crush.
by herp a derpy derp January 26, 2012
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Time's Square Celebration

A sexual act performed on New Year's Eve starting at one minute to midnight. During the "One Minute Countdown", one individual lies on his/her back, while a male partner slowly lowers his genitals onto his partner's face, finally dropping them at exactly midnight. Performed in the spirit of the New Year's Eve Time's Square celebration.
It's New Year's Eve, and tonight I'm going to give my girlfriend a "Time's Square Celebration".
by GlApp Money Shot December 30, 2009
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celebate

When I came in first in the race, I went home and celebated.
by gee clam May 10, 2009
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celebite

The word celebite means a person who promises to GOD, "no sex".
For exmaple some who kills someone and then he makes a promise to "no sex" then for then he "no sex".
by Markesha February 4, 2005
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calob

a stupid guy who calls hiself a hardass. he thinks just because he smokes weed and ciggerates that hes all big and bad, well i have news for him.. pretty much everybody does! so hes just the same! and uh.. he says hell slit your throat? punch you in the mouth? haha seriously dude? why do you keep saying you will, when the truth is.. you've said it a milloin times! god just do already if you got the balls! (which you dont) and uh? most of the time when you try so hard to get in truble, its because of other people and he blames it on hiself to get a rep! and he always saysstuff in his little dorky group just loud enough were they can hear to make him look hard..but he just want say it loud enough for the person to hear because he kknows they could kick his lil panzy ass. hes to much of a sissy to take a hit, hell cry. he pretends he steals stuff just were hed be cool but uh... they pritty much just give it to him! he talks shit behind his exs back thinking shell never find out when she does and then pretends he never said it and wont talk to her about it just because hes to panzy to hear what she has to say about it. he has to have porn on his phone because it aint like hell be able to see any boobs in real life so at least he needs to know what they look like! he has a half inch of cock and 20 feet of bush. youd have to go though a maze with a microscope looking for his "so called cock" wich i dont believe is there. his voice is way to high and sqeaky.
when you always turn him down when he wants to fuck you hell say its ok you would have cryed.. thats just your eyes watering from looking so hard for his cock. but he has to use that excuse to try to find another girl hell never get. he trys to bea gangster with his pants real low... but what i thank hes really doing is trying to air out his fishy vigina! his big lips are perfect for his future boyfriends cock! big enough for it to all fit:) right?:)calob lay is fucking retarded:)
by becca bray and glad to be:) January 26, 2010
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celebate

Act of celebrating by masterbating!
I celebated after finals on Wednesday!
by Captain Spence123 January 5, 2008
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