Callision

The result of irritating cell phone audio delay, whereby each person seems to be speaking at the same time. Each utterance crashes into the other person's, which makes both parties stop and repeat. Callision may involve many verbal pile-ups in a single call. Some believe this is a ploy by cell phone providers to make customers use more minutes, as well as sound ridiculous to eavesdroppers.

I wa . . I want to . . I want to go to . . . You know what, I'm going to just email you to avoid this callision.

by Marty Orchard March 10, 2011

celliot

celliot / cell-iot / celliriot. The word is used to describe someone that is constantly on their phone, particularly between people in conversation, hence being an idiot on his/her cell phone, or behaving like an idiot on his/her cell phone, a celliot.

Hey, John! Stop being a celliot. or John is being a real celliot, look he didn't even hear me.

by sjlourenssa October 11, 2013

collison test

The act of suddenly hitting a girl's boob or a man's privates with a lot of force

If you're mad at your friend, Collison test them; they'll quite being annoying and focus on their pain.

by Dyl Tommy December 10, 2015

celliano

Handsome nice and a gentleman at time don't wanna be on his bad side sex game on bean mode family type person and he bul

The bul celliano

by Celliano June 18, 2018

Celtis

The one that will master electrical magic and will be feared and loved throughout ireland

Who is that who can create storms with ease and can destroy anyone who opposes him. By golly it's CELTIS

by Disciple of Obins, Bainesy April 18, 2017

Cellsh

Wapak Levi Wapak Patel and grevis and chambo shane wreck every one even ethan.

Wapak Levi Cellsh

by Wapak is the best May 7, 2018

collision tits

Breast so voluptuous, they would save the lady from a head on collision.

Megan came out of that 3 car pileup thanks to her collision tits.

by tanglebones May 31, 2018